The Punny Side of Life

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[LGee3]

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[Milo Willamson]

If you get robbed in a rental car, the real robbery is still return it with a full tank of gas.

 

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Many years ago I was with a group of workmates, out of town, at a convention. After a big meal and some drinking the boss couldn't find his rental car in the parking lot. So he took a cab to his motel, called the rental car company and reported it stolen. They called the next day and said they found the car unharmed.

I suppose you could only get away with that stunt one time with the same rental company.

 

[olbriar]

 

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The boatyard had a sale advertising 'Ketch of the day'

 

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I went to the store to buy some soup but they were out of stock.

 

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Being half man and half horse, he enjoyed being the centaur of attention.

 

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[olbriar]

 

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[Unforgiven]

 

[dontpanicbobby]

OT: is that a Beet?

 

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Back from a week off....

Drivers in a rush who stop at traffic lights often see red.

 

[olbriar]

You were missed Notes... welcome back.

 

[Notes_Norton]

Thanks. Had a short vacation - sometimes that's exactly what is needed. Went to Vienna Austria on frequent flyer points. Heard some great music, gained some weight, and had some fun.

Now for another pun.

An offer of a free lunch was not enough to entice Freud to make a presentation at a Behaviourist Convention. He explained, "There was nothing on the menu that was oedipal."

 

[BrickHouse]

Thanks. Had a short vacation - sometimes that's exactly what is needed. Went to Vienna Austria on frequent flyer points. Heard some great music, gained some weight, and had some fun.

Now for another pun.

An offer of a free lunch was not enough to entice Freud to make a presentation at a Behaviourist Convention. He explained, "There was nothing on the menu that was oedipal."

<<<GROANS>>>

 

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Did you hear about the ancient Egyptian man that launched a successful stone quarry business?

Turns out it was a pyramid scheme.