The Punny Side of Life

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The mad scientist's faith in the future of autonomous cyber-canines was dogmatic.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

R U Cirius?

 

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[dontpanicbobby]

Much too punny. OT

 

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Some planes are so cramped that passengers suffer jet leg.

 

[olbriar]

 

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The lawyer had trouble with the fine print on some documents, so his doctor suggested contract lenses.

 

[lunatic59]

ummm .... eww?

 

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At the annual witches convention they all wore name tags so that they could tell which witch is which.

 

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It’s a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub.

It’s a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.

 

[lunatic59]

 

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She sold freezers by making cold calls.

 

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The book of incantations was useless. The author had failed to run a spell check.

 

[olbriar]

Crushing pop cans is soda pressing.

 

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That IMG didn't show up on my computer

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

 

[Unforgiven]