The Punny Side of Life

[Notes_Norton]

Did you hear the news about that Chinese restaurant that got vandalized? It was an act of wonton destruction.

 

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The actor was never quite right after he retired. He had Post Dramatic Stress Disorder.

 

[Milo Willamson]

Captain Kirk = The greatest manwhore ever

At least it did not cost him an ear

 

[Notes_Norton]

"Doctor, there's a patient on line one that says he's invisible"

"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."

 

[Notes_Norton]

Writers under pressure are, at present, tense.

 

[Milo Willamson]

Actors always have double emotion, frowny and smile, it is a funny meloncholy for them

 

[Notes_Norton]

I've failed the mathematics test so many times I lost count.

 

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Large Singing Group

"How much does it cost to buy a large singing group?"

“A choir?”

"Okay, fine... how much does it cost to 'acquire' a large singing group?"

 

[Notes_Norton]

All students in Helsinki go to Finnishing school.

 

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I spent a summer working on a rabbit farm. It was a hare raising experience.

 

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[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.

 

[Milo Willamson]

Here is something punny, Santa Clause always finish his sentence, before speaking.

 

[BrickHouse]

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Major GROAN!!!

 

[lunatic59]

 

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[Billtunew]

 

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Baby puns are childish, but great puns are full groan.

 

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“An apprentice housekeeper is maid to order.”

 

[olbriar]

 

[Unforgiven]

^^^that caused physical pain...

 

[BrickHouse]

^^^that caused physical pain...

So much for punditry.