Notes_Norton Android Expert Dec 9, 2019 #1,727 Did you hear the news about that Chinese restaurant that got vandalized? It was an act of wonton destruction.
Did you hear the news about that Chinese restaurant that got vandalized? It was an act of wonton destruction.
Notes_Norton Android Expert Dec 11, 2019 #1,728 The actor was never quite right after he retired. He had Post Dramatic Stress Disorder.
Milo Willamson Android Expert Dec 11, 2019 #1,729 Bearsyzf said: Captain Kirk = The greatest manwhore ever Click to expand... At least it did not cost him an ear
Bearsyzf said: Captain Kirk = The greatest manwhore ever Click to expand... At least it did not cost him an ear
Notes_Norton Android Expert Dec 12, 2019 #1,730 "Doctor, there's a patient on line one that says he's invisible" "Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
"Doctor, there's a patient on line one that says he's invisible" "Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
Milo Willamson Android Expert Dec 15, 2019 #1,732 Actors always have double emotion, frowny and smile, it is a funny meloncholy for them
Notes_Norton Android Expert Dec 15, 2019 #1,733 I've failed the mathematics test so many times I lost count.
Notes_Norton Android Expert Dec 18, 2019 #1,736 Large Singing Group "How much does it cost to buy a large singing group?" “A choir?” "Okay, fine... how much does it cost to 'acquire' a large singing group?"
Large Singing Group "How much does it cost to buy a large singing group?" “A choir?” "Okay, fine... how much does it cost to 'acquire' a large singing group?"
Notes_Norton Android Expert Dec 20, 2019 #1,738 I spent a summer working on a rabbit farm. It was a hare raising experience.
Notes_Norton Android Expert Dec 23, 2019 #1,741 The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
Milo Willamson Android Expert Dec 23, 2019 #1,742 Here is something punny, Santa Clause always finish his sentence, before speaking.
BrickHouse Android Expert Dec 24, 2019 #1,743 Notes_Norton said: View attachment 146381 Click to expand... Major GROAN!!!
Notes_Norton Android Expert Dec 25, 2019 #1,747 Baby puns are childish, but great puns are full groan.
Unforgiven ...eschew obfuscation... Administrator Dec 30, 2019 #1,750 ^^^that caused physical pain...