The Punny Side of Life

[Branda Lus]

plz smile

 

[Notes_Norton]

"Crosseyed Cat" - Isn't that a Muddy Waters Song?

 

[Notes_Norton]

OK, that wasn't a pun. ^ but a good song

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Decimals have a point.

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

I especially like the one on the lower left

 

[Notes_Norton]

If a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a milk dud or an udder failure?

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Groan

 

[Notes_Norton]

Groan

The best response a pun can get !!!

 

[Notes_Norton]

Since it is St. Patrick's Day....

Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen?

Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

OT: @Notes_Norton Every year. Sigh...
That pun never works.

 

[Notes_Norton]

It's a classic

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Aristocrats.
Sorry, wrong thread.

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

The IRS visited the bronze maker and got down to brass tax.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

@rootabaga looks like a column to me. #funny #Huh

 

[Notes_Norton]

When I walked into the lawyer's office he gave a plaintiff cry.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

OT: Really @rootabaga. You've seen this?

 

[Notes_Norton]

If I ever actually need CPR, I hope the directions are MUCH better than this...

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Of course, you could always fake needing CPR

 

[dontpanicbobby]

I've used it it worked. I massaged closer to the lungs though.

 

[Notes_Norton]

Triple pun and a fourth pun in the counselor's full name.

 

[Notes_Norton]

I hope it's not too musician specific:

 

[Milo Willamson]

Just in case you weren’t aware...


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Could someone please help me with this.

 

[Milo Willamson]

Postmen, aka letter carriers, spend a good part of their day sorting and arranging the mail for their route in the order in which they will deliver it.

if you rearrange their letters, you ruin all that work, so they get angry...

Does that help?

Ah I thought the letters in the word itself "Postmen"

 

[Notes_Norton]