The Punny Side of Life

[dontpanicbobby]

Navy, Navy, show me your gardens do.
I'm so lazy I'd just fly over you.

 

[Milo Willamson]

By sending me a note,
you already orca-stra a whale of a tale

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Notes_Norton]

Wounds heal better if they are covered. This is an example of gauze and effect.

 

[silentwriter180]

 

[Notes_Norton]

They tried to keep a locksmith in prison for the insane, but the nut bolted.

 

[Notes_Norton]

The organic herb farmer was accused of dilly dallying around by his wife Rosemary, when he spent too much thyme trying to become a sage.

 

[Notes_Norton]

When the wheel was invented, it caused a revolution.

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[dontpanicbobby]

@rootabaga I haven't grown ere a thing since I was a Cub Scout.

 

[Notes_Norton]

When a musician plays a scale on a newly cleaned piano, he goes from C to shining C.

 

[Notes_Norton]

Soon after he joined the band, the guitarist was instrumental.

 

[Notes_Norton]

I made a batch of fish eye soup, it should see me through the week.

 

[Notes_Norton]

“The time for submitted puns starting with the letter 'N' just expired. It's now 'O' pun season.”

 

[silentwriter180]

http://www.dumpaday.com/funny-pictures/afternoon-funny-meme-dump-31-pics-7/

 

[Notes_Norton]

Yesterday a cement mixer collided with a prison transport bus. Three inmates escaped. The police are looking for hardened criminals.

 

[silentwriter180]

 

[silentwriter180]

Quarantine day #29...if I had only bought food rather than 365 rolls of toilet paper

 

[dontpanicbobby]

OT: @silentwriter180 It's more funny than punny.

 

[Notes_Norton]

When the senator missed the morning bus he decided to run for office.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

OMG. Damn!

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[BrickHouse]

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[olbriar]