The Punny Side of Life

[Notes_Norton]

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

When the drug dealers got divorced, they agreed to joint custody.

 

[olbriar]

 

[Deleted User]

I'm watching a Norwegian / US drama set in '70's Stavanger about an oil company. The drilling platform seems a very small one from the air. One main building and a helicopter pad

I was thinking the set people either found an old one, or had to rig one up.

 

[Notes_Norton]

The cosmetic surgeon knew how to raise a few eyebrows.

 

[BrickHouse]

The cosmetic surgeon knew how to raise a few eyebrows.

That's not lifting my spirits ...

 

[Notes_Norton]

he does keep a-breast of the latest methods.

 

[BrickHouse]

he does keep a-breast of the latest methods.

At least that's up front.

 

[Milo Willamson]

Be careful of emptying out the Bear Trap.
You might end up as a Bear.

 

[BrickHouse]

Be careful of emptying out the Bear Trap.
You might end up as a Bear.

To which manner do you refer? The grumpy type of bear or like the one in the trap?

 

[Milo Willamson]

To which manner do you refer? The grumpy type of bear or like the one in the trap?

You missed the joke, I mean animal type of bear, but you rather be a mouse and a deer to run away

 

[BrickHouse]

You missed the joke, I mean animal type of bear, but you rather be a mouse and a deer to run away

Au contraire ... Perhaps you by passed the connotation of fained humor.

 

[silentwriter180]

 

[Notes_Norton]

Thanks silentwriter

 

[Notes_Norton]

I just got back from a statistical probability conference. It was average.

 

[BrickHouse]

I just got back from a statistical probability conference. It was average.

Sounds like a rather mundane meeting of the minds.

 

[Deleted User]

He drove his expensive car in to a tree, and learned how a Mercedes bends.

 

[Deleted User]

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are two dollars, but deer nuts are under a buck.



(I'll keep stealing these until I'm caught)

 

[Notes_Norton]

Tree trimmers do such a fantastic job, they should take a bough.

 

[Notes_Norton]

A drummer who became a policeman was still pounding a beat.

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

That's very ap-peeling Olbriar.

 

[BrickHouse]

That's very ap-peeling Olbriar.

And the punn-ishment ensues.

 

[Deleted User]

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.


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