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The Punny Side of Life
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Notes_Norton
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Notes_Norton
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When the drug dealers got divorced, they agreed to joint custody.
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I'm watching a Norwegian / US drama set in '70's Stavanger about an oil company. The drilling platform seems a very small one from the air. One main building and a helicopter pad
I was thinking the set people either found an old one, or had to rig one up.
I was thinking the set people either found an old one, or had to rig one up.
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
The cosmetic surgeon knew how to raise a few eyebrows.
BrickHouse
Android Expert
That's not lifting my spirits ...
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
he does keep a-breast of the latest methods.
BrickHouse
Android Expert
At least that's up front.
Milo Willamson
Android Expert
Be careful of emptying out the Bear Trap.
You might end up as a Bear.
You might end up as a Bear.
BrickHouse
Android Expert
To which manner do you refer? The grumpy type of bear or like the one in the trap?
Milo Willamson
Android Expert
You missed the joke, I mean animal type of bear, but you rather be a mouse and a deer to run away
BrickHouse
Android Expert
You missed the joke, I mean animal type of bear, but you rather be a mouse and a deer to run away
Au contraire ... Perhaps you by passed the connotation of fained humor.
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silentwriter180
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Notes_Norton
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Thanks silentwriter
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
I just got back from a statistical probability conference. It was average.
BrickHouse
Android Expert
Sounds like a rather mundane meeting of the minds.
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He drove his expensive car in to a tree, and learned how a Mercedes bends.
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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are two dollars, but deer nuts are under a buck.
(I'll keep stealing these until I'm caught)
(I'll keep stealing these until I'm caught)
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
Tree trimmers do such a fantastic job, they should take a bough.
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
A drummer who became a policeman was still pounding a beat.
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
That's very ap-peeling Olbriar.
BrickHouse
Android Expert
And the punn-ishment ensues.