The Punny Side of Life

[dontpanicbobby]

Id rather have Acme Products than Spacely Sprockets.

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[shalemail]

They just announced the next fast and furious movie title.

Fast Ten: Your Seatbelts

 

[Zigman66]

They just announced the next fast and furious movie title.

Fast Ten: Your Seatbelts

Wow. Just...... Wow

 

[Zigman66]

Having sex while camping?

It's f@#$%&* in tents

 

[shalemail]

Now that the holidays are over, gas prices are beginning to fall.

 

[shalemail]

And with the inclement weather, it's not just the prices...it's the whole place!

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Here's your sign.

 

[Zigman66]

I was sitting here reading these with my glasses on but the prescription ran out....

 

[shalemail]

 

[olbriar]

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Something I saw earlier reminded me of a VERY old joke...

A ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint.

The crews of both ships were marooned...

Very punny.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Yeah they did. Look at your first post...
Not punny

 

[Zigman66]

How do you do the "spoiler" wrap thingy?

 

[dontpanicbobby]

@rootabaga Why the suspenders? I'd just belt him.

 

[codesplice]

How do you do the "spoiler" wrap thingy?

Wrap the bit to be spoiled in [SPOILER="Description"]...[/SPOILER] tags.

Spoiler: Like this.

[SPOILER="Like this."]See?[/SPOILER]

 

[dontpanicbobby]

That's a groaner....

 

[shalemail]

New Nike Rare Max ....

 

[Zigman66]

P,B,& J sandwich.. good one!


When I woke up this morning my wife asked if I slept good. I said "No, I made a few mistakes".

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[Member2035261]

Probably true...

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How did you change the first word before I got to the end of the sentence?

That's Sorcery!

 

[shalemail]

 

[shalemail]

 

[olbriar]

 

[shalemail]

If bees were aware that by stinging you they would in turn lose their stinger and die ... they'd be Kamikazbees.

 

[lunatic59]

Then you might as well abdicate.

(Forget about that 6-pack)