The Punny Side of Life

[Unforgiven]

 

[Notes_Norton]

I hated being a math teacher. It was a miscalculated move.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

 

[Notes_Norton]

The managers in charge of company layoffs were known as the 'firing squad'.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

OT: @NotesTheNorton T lack of fatalities mean they were shooting peanuts.
Not to the people involved though.

 

[Notes_Norton]

OT I still don't get it

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[dontpanicbobby]

A beetles reference

 

[Notes_Norton]

Those who work on reducing auto emissions go home exhausted.

 

[Notes_Norton]

Reincarnation is a life-changing experience.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

OT: Once upon a time adult drinking establishments would provide free peanuts at every stool and table. A particularly egregious pun would be greeted with a shower of peanuts thrown towards the punster from all the regulars. I miss those days.

 

[olbriar]

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Unforgiven]

^^^A+ material right there.

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Notes_Norton]

A small shrub clinging to the walls of the Grand Canyon is a Gorge Bush.

 

[Notes_Norton]

The number 10210 is too intense.

 

[Notes_Norton]

I have been shopping for a trailer. Every time I think I have found a good one, there is a hitch.

 

[Notes_Norton]

My neighbor's sprinkler is a constant irrigation to me.

 

[Dngrsone]

My neighbor's sprinkler is a constant irrigation to me.

Amen to that, my friend... my neighbors still haven't figured out that they live in a literal desert.

 

[Notes_Norton]

After Junior swallowed the watch he had to wait to pass the time.

 

[olbriar]