The Punny Side of Life

[BrickHouse]

So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!

Nothing like a hint of apocalyptic knowledge to hide reality from the oblivious.

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.​

 

[olbriar]

The difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a well dressed man on a unicycle is attire.

 

[olbriar]

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[BrickHouse]

The difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a well dressed man on a unicycle is attire.

Bet that one gets around.

 

[BrickHouse]

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Now that dish sounds appetizing.

 

[BrickHouse]

No doubt an aromatic presentation.

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[rootabaga]

…and then you’ll be a pony (a “little hoarse”).

 

[rootabaga]

Ne’er the Twain shall meet…

 

[Notes_Norton]

I want to be cremated, as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.

 

[rootabaga]

Sacrilege to the Star Trek fan…

 

[Notes_Norton]

To the person who invented zero,

thanks for nothing …
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[Notes_Norton]

A wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky.

The husband says, it’s reindeer.​

 

[rootabaga]

Double-groaner…

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Notes_Norton]

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.

All I did was take a day off!​

 

[Notes_Norton]

A man walked into his house and was delighted when he discovered that someone had stolen all of his lamps.

 

[Notes_Norton]

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila mockingbird.​

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

I saw a sign that said "Watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade."

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

I’m reading a book about antigravity.

It’s impossible to put down!​