The Punny Side of Life

[Notes_Norton]

Got home from work today to find my kids have been on ebay all day.

If they are still there tomorrow, I will lower the price.​

 

[BrickHouse]

Actually, I saw a documentary and many deaf people do "listen" to music. They like the low frequencies the most because they can feel the vibrations in their bodies. And they like it loud, too. Of course, they don't have to worry about the loud music damaging their hearing.

I grew up around a few deaf people. That is a fact. Hence the "feel good" comment.

 

[olbriar]

 

[BrickHouse]

Got home from work today to find my kids have been on ebay all day.

If they are still there tomorrow, I will lower the price.​

Can I stop laughing yet?

 

[rootabaga]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[rootabaga]

 

[Notes_Norton]

I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn’t help me.

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.​

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

If Whole Foods sells sliced apples, is it false advertising?

 

[olbriar]

 

[BrickHouse]

Yyyyyyyyaaawwwnnn

 

[rootabaga]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Notes_Norton]

Q: Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell?

A: He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.

 

[Notes_Norton]

Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is Mrs. Fire.

 

[Notes_Norton]

Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.

 

[Notes_Norton]

Somebody stole all my lamps. I couldn’t be more de-lighted!

 

[BrickHouse]

Somebody stole all my lamps. I couldn’t be more de-lighted!

Only, you then can't be enlightened.

 

[Davdi]

The thief is obviously basking in light

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

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