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Waiting for Dinc - In Haiku

Not a ****. Was in a meeting and was counting words not syllables while bullshitting.

Here goes redemption
You can still suck my phone's balls.
Hope you feel better

Now you're rollin' like a poet - Nippon Ol' Skool. Well played, Slowhat.
 
I coulda tried for witty yo momma response but I did post 2 non haiku haikus. So I hadn't a leg to stand on.

Can't reply to that.
My haikus were complete shit.
No hard feelings, friend

Hey, you know how it is in the literary ghetto of haiku poets - hardcore, in-your-face, and sometimes fresher than sashimi tuna.

****
Haiku Droid Poets
Make the ladies stop and stare
We talk smack - with love
 
Like a drug addict
waiting for the next big fix
Please send my DInc soon

My job is needed
don't check browsing history
Boss would shake his head
 
I wanted iPhone
Not so fast, with Verizon
Dinc is on it's way

Welcome me to club
Hope it can do all I need
Have to wait and see

Audiobooks rule
Got a player that saves spot?
That would make my day

Only two pockets
Hate having device in each
iPod has to go

Will this phone save me?
Could have saved much more money,
Not having bought it
 
I wanted iPhone
Not so fast, with Verizon
Dinc is on it's way

Welcome me to club
Hope it can do all I need
Have to wait and see

Audiobooks rule
Got a player that saves spot?
That would make my day

Only two pockets
Hate having device in each
iPod has to go

Will this phone save me?
Could have saved much more money,
Not having bought it


+1 for you having done not just 1 of the little suckers but a whole story!!
 
I wanted iPhone
Not so fast, with Verizon
Dinc is on it's way

Welcome me to club
Hope it can do all I need
Have to wait and see

Audiobooks rule
Got a player that saves spot?
That would make my day

Only two pockets
Hate having device in each
iPod has to go

Will this phone save me?
Could have saved much more money,
Not having bought it

Bravo! Well Done!
 
how about a limerick?

I ordered my phone from Verizon,
dreamed of fedex coming o'er the horizon,
not one stopped at my door,
i still haven't my glore,
and my patience's beginning to wizen

edit: it works if you read the second line with the accents in the correct spots.
 
I anticipate
feelings of great excitement
when shipping mail comes.

That will likely pale
next to the satisfaction
of holding new droid.

Can only lurk now,
Reading wisdom on forum.
Wait is killing me.
 
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