Waiting for Dinc - In Haiku

[ZombiBlanc]

(Remember: 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables)....

Waiting for the Dinc
It waits for me too, weeping
Soon, we will be one

 

[Steven58]

Dinc came last month. Yay!
In love. Use more than Laptop.
Hope you get yours soon!

 

[TheGoatLantern]

Shakespeare we are not
more than bored to try haiku
writing not forte

 

[ikediggety]

number four is cursed
developers all agree
no one told steve jobs


phone leaps into hand
magnetic needle spinning
pigeon flying home

 

[ajiamarie]

Finally got mine
Love it so much that I have
Not put it down yet.

 

[Steven58]

Shakespeare we are not
more than bored to try haiku
writing not forte

Speak for yourself,sir.
Who made you Haiku critic?
Ban Hammer for you!

(Steven takes a bow.. thunderous applause!)

 

[TheGoatLantern]

Speak for yourself,sir.
Who made you Haiku critic?
Ban Hammer for you!

(Steven takes a bow.. thunderous applause!)

Well played sir, well played....

 

[Steven58]

Well played sir, well played....

heh!

 

[mdonova33]

Got mine on first day
It is truly amazing
You will soon learn, too.

 

[not.plugged.in]

Had dinc for a week
it was faulty and broketh
waiting for new one

 

[Steven58]

had dinc for a week
it was faulty and broke
waiting for new one

foul!! The second line should have seven syllables!!

-1

 

[not.plugged.in]

foul!! The second line should have seven syllables!!

-1

haha thanks i forgot a word

 

[ZombiBlanc]

number four is cursed
developers all agree
no one told steve jobs


phone leaps into hand
magnetic needle spinning
pigeon flying home

That is effing deep.

 

[ZombiBlanc]

FedEx Man is coy-
He comes when he feels like it.
That is what she said.

 

[Koolguy11]

Contract ending in one week
Getting Droid Incredible
I can't wait for it

 

[mindleak]

Love my phone so much,
Wish battery didn't suck though,
Refrigerator

 

[Steven58]

Love my phone so much,
Wish battery didn't suck though,
Refrigerator

reFRIDGerator? heheheheh!

 

[lgldrgdlr]

DInc is amazing
We all dwell on root method
Never ask again

 

[slowhat]

got mine on April 29th
you can all suck my phone's balls
early bird get's the worm

 

[ZombiBlanc]

got mine on April 29th
you can all suck my phone's balls
early bird get's the worm

Yours has balls?

 

[slowhat]

Yours has balls?

(1 more haiku)

was a figure of speech
i am glad it has no balls
these iphones have silicone balls

 

[Kubla]

Had Touch Pro 2 from last year

It used Windows six

Now I'm in cell phone Heaven

 

[wayrad]

Oh faithless darling
Reporting all to Google
But I still love you

 

[ZombiBlanc]

got mine on April 29th
you can all suck my phone's balls
early bird get's the worm

(1 more haiku)


(1 more haiku)

was a figure of speech
i am glad it has no balls
these iphones have silicone balls

Are you a ****, or do you not know what a syllable is?

 

[lgldrgdlr]

got mine on April 29th
you can all suck my phone's balls
early bird get's the worm

(1 more haiku)


(1 more haiku)

was a figure of speech
i am glad it has no balls
these iphones have silicone balls

Are you a ****, or do you not know what a syllable is?

I was gonna leave it alone but since you didn't......

+1



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