The Punny Side of Life

[Deleted User]

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.


("I accept no responsibility for repeated posts, or bad puns")

 

[BrickHouse]

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.


("I accept no responsibility for repeated posts, or bad puns")

D' ohh

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

Have you ever noticed?
"THE" & "IRS" spells THEIRS

 

[Deleted User]

Courtesy of an episode of QI, and Buzz Feed :

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[olbriar]

 

[BrickHouse]

still more pun-nishment

 

[Deleted User]

In a change with tradition, this year the inventor of the door knocker was posthumously awarded the Nobell Prize.

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[olbriar]

 

[BrickHouse]

Ok olbriar, you get brownie points for that one. (Groan of the day)

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Notes_Norton]

I have a pen that can write underwater. It can write other words too.

 

[olbriar]

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

Must be firefox, I couldn't see the above image olbriar

 

[Deleted User]

Our local baker has a display of fresh loaves in a locked cage.
The sign reads "Bread in Captivity".


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(groan twice if you also read another version here already)

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Notes_Norton]

If you don't know the difference between there, their and they're, your an idiot.

 

[BrickHouse]

If you don't know the difference between there, their and they're, your an idiot.

Likewise with one that seemingly most completely fail to comprehend;
"lite and light".

 

[Davdi]

To clarify Lite/Light - Here's what Grammarly has to say: https://www.grammarly.com/blog/light-lite/

 

[BrickHouse]

To clarify Lite/Light - Here's what Grammarly has to say: https://www.grammarly.com/blog/light-lite/

Looks like the education system as a whole has seen some changes more profound than I had guessed. That's not quite the same as what I was taught in grade school. "Light" referred to "visible light", where as "lite" was a reference to "less than".