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Hello, I lost my Hubby somewhere in this forum...

OP: Do what what Roze does. Get addicted yourself and win your husband back by joining him. :D
 
Ok.. executive decision. Since this is the greatest thread ever, I'm moving it to the Lounge. Fire me. ;)

WAIT WAIT WAIT! We can't move intro threads!


Post Nazi is fired.

I am happy to be part of this great thread. Lots and lots of amusement to be had here....
 
OP: Do what what Roze does. Get addicted yourself and win your husband back by joining him. :D


But she's in love with her iPhone though! The best thing for her to do is confiscate all of Novxx's EVOs and every Android that exist and burn them all. Then get him to use iOS. Though I think world domination would be easier, lol.
 
As for iPhone versus Android, I currently have no plans to ditch iPhone. Mostly because it does what I need it to without having to void the manufacturer's warranty. And they are just prettier.

Funny. I feel the same thing about my HTC Desire Z. It does what I need it to do without having to void the warranty.
 
Oh...also, there's an app on Android that tracks hubbies and makes sammich!!! ;)
That's almost enough of a reason to switch to Android, but oh, wait, lost hubby has TWO. I shall just install said app on the Evo and keep my iPhone. Pls provide link to download.


So if evo widow is complaining about losing me to my phone, it's mostly her fault for saying I couldn't handle new tech :)
blah blah blah... can I has sammich?

OP: Do what what Roze does. Get addicted yourself and win your husband back by joining him. :D
Interesting idea, but I like my iPhone. And let's just keep it at that since I don't want this thread to spiral into an iPhone vs Android debate. This is about me, my hubby, and the sammich defict.

The best thing for her to do is confiscate all of Novxx's EVOs and every Android that exist and burn them all. Then get him to use iOS. Though I think world domination would be easier, lol.
I like how you noticed that it would be insufficient to just say "confiscate his Evo" as he has *more than one*, which only serves to prove my point.
 
This is the ***Official Steven58's Thread of the Week!***

Congrats to the OP. Steven58 will now make you a sammich.

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I hereby propose the following:

-- a proclamation that this thread is, indeed, Awsome and/or Epic

-- that evo widow be granted Mod status

-- that I be granted the privilege of making this thread a Sticky

:D :p ;) :)
 
I hereby propose the following:

-- a proclamation that this thread is, indeed, Awsome and/or Epic

-- that evo widow be granted Mod status

-- that I be granted the privilege of making this thread a Sticky

:D :p ;) :)

1) Granted
2) No
3) You don't need to ask. (I think it may be fun to sticky for a few days. I'll look the other way. :p)
 
Well... hmm... he's very cute, generally nice, and only has the small defect of a small black device approximately 5in by 2.5in permanently attached to his hand. :D
Well if its always in his hand then you are doing something wrong. :D
 
So, a little bit of background for those following this thread:

Back before I got my Evo 4G, I had a blackberry, mandated by my company. Before my BB, I was a flip-phone user. Was pretty dead set against phones trying to do too much. All I wanted was a dialer.

evo widow got her iPhone, and the few times I tried to use it, I was frustrated to no end. She blamed it on me getting old and losing touch with new technology.

I, however, suspected the problem was simply how boneheaded and dumbed down iOS was. Still, not wanting her to be right, I decided to upgrade my blackberry. I'm on Sprint, so I went into the store and picked the fanciest smartphone I could find. That was the Evo 4G, and it had just been released.

I knew nothing about Android at that point, and I considered the Evo to be one of those iPhone slab knockoffs. But at least I could say that I was hip and using new tech.

Very shortly later, the phone sucked me in, and I got immersed in the Android world. And it gave me a new perspective about what a smartphone was capable of.

So if evo widow is complaining about losing me to my phone, it's mostly her fault for saying I couldn't handle new tech :)

You should ban her , novox. That would make the dinner conversation interesting. Haha jk
 
You should ban her , novox. That would make the dinner conversation interesting. Haha jk


You know the man shares a bed with the lady in question . If he does that, the dog house would seem like a luxury in comparison to what she might have in store for him, lol.

Ms. Novoxx, if you get ban from AF, please know it was your husband's doing....
 
Yay! A sammich! And how did you know I <3 lolcats?! I'd trade you for novox77 but your post count seems kind of high.


I would love to! Thank you! Good suggestion....

Wait. I forgot I've been married 32 years. I have two children. I'm going to be 53 tomorrow, so I am therefore officially too old and crusty.

I'm afraid it's over between us. Sorry, Novoxx. You have to keep her, bro. ;) (Steven58 runs)
 
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