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Hello, I lost my Hubby somewhere in this forum...

i am confused... is this thread about a missing....


a hubby
or
a sammich?


have you tried the lost n found?

PS.. great thread and best intro! welcome..
 
dan330 said:
i am confused... is this thread about a missing....


a hubby
or
a sammich?


have you tried the lost n found?

PS.. great thread and best intro! welcome..
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Well, quite often perpetrators of kidnappings and murders report their victim "missing," apparently in an effort to deflect attention from themselves.

So, the sammich was murdered!!
 
The thread started with a wife looking for her husband who was lost on this thread. I asked if it was my wife and if it was, I told her to make me a sammich. Turns out it was NOT my wife, so there was no sammich in the works for me. In fact, this particular wife demanded a sammich for HER! Can you believe it? (What IS this world coming too?) :p
 
It really does... look at McD's, Burger King, White Castle, but not Taco Bell. Think outside the bun. :p
 
cds0699 said:
This thread proves that the world revolves around Sammiches, who would have guessed that?
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Yes, though I love sammiches, I find it quite disappointing that the thread began to revolve around them. I blame Steven who started the entire sammich riot in the first place. And then there was EarlyMon, whose technobabble rivals an episode of Star Trek and left me wondering what planet he was from.

PS. I'd rather be eating cake or cookies than a sammich.
 
evo widow said:
Yes, though I love sammiches, I find it quite disappointing that the thread began to revolve around them. I blame Steven who started the entire sammich riot in the first place. And then there was EarlyMon, whose technobabble rivals an episode of Star Trek and left me wondering what planet he was from.

PS. I'd rather be eating cake or cookies than a sammich.
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Cookies are pretty delicious, I happen to agree with you there :)

Hope you find your husband... I'm sure he isn't lost forever.
 
evo widow said:
Yes, though I love sammiches, I find it quite disappointing that the thread began to revolve around them. I blame Steven who started the entire sammich riot in the first place. And then there was EarlyMon, whose technobabble rivals an episode of Star Trek and left me wondering what planet he was from.

PS. I'd rather be eating cake or cookies than a sammich.
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Now, now - please don't take it out on Steven and whatever you do, please don't substitute sinfully delicious sugary cookies (chocolate?) over a nutritious sandwich - that's often the worst thing you can do at a time like this.

First you want sammiches, then you want the grass cut, then you want to attack poor Steven - yes, I've seen this sort of thing before, I understand perfectly, and know better than to take it personally.

I'm sending some very nice take-out to your home now, because it quite obvious - you're really feeling a little on the hungry side, aren't you?

Enjoy the pastrami, I ordered it extra lean, with sauerkraut of course and the place I called has a lovely dressing to go with it. And I've taken the libery of selecting a nice rye.

Your doorbell should be ringing in about 20 minutes. Seriously.

Meanwhile, while you're waiting, let's talk about extraterrestrial life as that seems to be of great interest to you. What sort of thing do you suppose they're visiting for?

Myself, I think they come for the avocados and green chile, both of which can really make a hamburger sandwich taste just out of this world.

And leads us to coincidence vs. causality. Just because all space aliens prefer avocados and green chile, it's not necessarily true that everyone who prefers avocados and green chile are space aliens. So when you think about it, that leaves you pretty safe right there.

And now the space aliens have gotten the protection of the Pope himself. Last year, our all-grown-up-science-club (we like to discuss politics as pertains to science) noted that the Pope said that visiting aliens ought not cause a crisis of faith because the hand of the Almighty does indeed stretch across the heavens. Now while that was a comforting thought to some, a few of us were indeed disappointed because it meant that we'd have to go through some whole big debate about whether we could cook them in the first place, having by then thought we'd already sufficiently prepared by deciding in advance that barbequing them, Texas-style, would be a good first start. (Naturally, in such a case, we'd simply make a nice guacamole out of the avocados and green chile, with just a hint of garlic and lemon and a dash of sea salt.)

And don't even start me on the Vegans. Those creatures from Venus are real meat eaters, and we expect to have our hands full keeping them from the nice people here who go by the same name but are really plant eaters.

So you see, I understand completely about your concerns about me being from elsewhere, but you really mustn't worry about such things until you've had a little bite and can think more clearly.

Doorbell. Should be in about 14 minutes now...
 
the mans on a roll.... step back give him room.


i bet... he (the missing hubby) went through and deleted/edited all incriminating evidence... good thing is he a mod!


hey OP (wife).. make me a couple of sammiches (one for earlymon too) and i will send you a copy of the missing posts/evidence.
 
EarlyMon said:
Now, now - please don't take it out on Steven and whatever you do, please don't substitute sinfully delicious sugary cookies (chocolate?) over a nutritious sandwich - that's often the worst thing you can do at a time like this.

First you want sammiches, then you want the grass cut, then you want to attack poor Steven - yes, I've seen this sort of thing before, I understand perfectly, and know better than to take it personally.

I'm sending some very nice take-out to your home now, because it quite obvious - you're really feeling a little on the hungry side, aren't you?

Enjoy the pastrami, I ordered it extra lean, with sauerkraut of course and the place I called has a lovely dressing to go with it. And I've taken the libery of selecting a nice rye.

Your doorbell should be ringing in about 20 minutes. Seriously.

Meanwhile, while you're waiting, let's talk about extraterrestrial life as that seems to be of great interest to you. What sort of thing do you suppose they're visiting for?

Myself, I think they come for the avocados and green chile, both of which can really make a hamburger sandwich taste just out of this world.

And leads us to coincidence vs. causality. Just because all space aliens prefer avocados and green chile, it's not necessarily true that everyone who prefers avocados and green chile are space aliens. So when you think about it, that leaves you pretty safe right there.

And now the space aliens have gotten the protection of the Pope himself. Last year, our all-grown-up-science-club (we like to discuss politics as pertains to science) noted that the Pope said that visiting aliens ought not cause a crisis of faith because the hand of the Almighty does indeed stretch across the heavens. Now while that was a comforting thought to some, a few of us were indeed disappointed because it meant that we'd have to go through some whole big debate about whether we could cook them in the first place, having by then thought we'd already sufficiently prepared by deciding in advance that barbequing them, Texas-style, would be a good first start. (Naturally, in such a case, we'd simply make a nice guacamole out of the avocados and green chile, with just a hint of garlic and lemon and a dash of sea salt.)

And don't even start me on the Vegans. Those creatures from Venus are real meat eaters, and we expect to have our hands full keeping them from the nice people here who go by the same name but are really plant eaters.

So you see, I understand completely about your concerns about me being from elsewhere, but you really mustn't worry about such things until you've had a little bite and can think more clearly.

Doorbell. Should be in about 14 minutes now...
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I would suggest a slow-smoke at about 180 degrees for 14 hours.

And Vegans come from Vega, get your exogeography correct! Next thing you know you will be making exopolitical mistakes like a certain movie out now.;)
 
scary alien said:
My name is scary alien and I approve this post (both from a barbecue and an extraterrestrial point of view) :D ;).
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Well then, new avatar?


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Frisco said:
Well then, new avatar?


alien_bbq_poster-p228339163927758199856tq_152.jpg
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LOL, well, maybe change the beer to a Mountain Dew and you've got something there ;).

Haven't seen that little guy before... I searched long and hard for a palatable alien avatar that wasn't really "icky" (or that scary).

I kind of liked my original icon that you cleaned-up for me...then, when I got my Droid X, I had my daughter smerge an alien pic with some red Droid X eyes and the "X" behind it (she's a Photoshop wiz--ask Steven ;)).

Cheers!
 
Shouldn't this thread be renamed to "Steven's epic hijacked sammich oddessy" or something? I think the Mr. & Mrs. Novox77 have long since got themselves a motel room.
 
Yes, the Aruba Inn on the highway near Hollyhock, Joizey. 8 dollars per night, vibrating bed and (unused, usually) teabags in the bathroom near the hot (sometimes) water faucet. Cup not included.
 
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