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Hello, I lost my Hubby somewhere in this forum...

I just want to be on record that I had nothing to do with your hub's absence from his sammich duties.

Indeed, I can assure you of the countless hours he and I have spent each day, analyzing which future bread you may yet prefer.

Truth be told, we've been working on an app as a top secret project.

I can't share all the details here, but we're using quantum entanglement from your neuronic electrical responses to impending hunger to create SQL vibrations to set a new standard in information theory, with the net result being a predictive, just-in-time sammich bread predictor.

And while I am in it for cold, hard cash, he's been slaving at his end purely out of love and devotion to you.

In fact, we have been working so freaking hard at this that we have had to cut our 3D bikini girl viewing right down to the bone, and I am talking rock bottom here!

That just shows you right there that he doesn't spend one second here that isn't absolutely required.

And he has great buddies, not one of whom would ever remotely consider throwing him under the bus at all.
 
EarlyMon - Hmmm, you told me that it was all a con to get YOU free sandwiches. :p


*see... told you that you should have offered me one*
 
Doh!

Well, I sure learned my lesson on this one!

Hey, wait a minute - I can just delete your comment.

Let's see - which one of these buttons deletes yours instead of posts mine? Ah. This one!

Edit - Doh! Wrong button!

Ok, I got ya in for two sammies, both of 'em total Dagwoods and I went back and set the secret switch so only you and me can see this.

Mums the word to the novoxes!
 
Too bad wifey doesn't know UNIX. Otherwise she'd be tempted to try this:


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xkcd: Sandwich
 
jerofld said:
And it would be your fault for giving her SU access :P
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Among my people, legends are told of the ancient ones, giants were they, roaming the land in harmony with plant and beast - and yet, in our stories, none of them are found denying su access to their wives. We do not really have a word for this.

Great Stranger, I am intrigued by your ideas, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter!




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Kelmar said:
@ Early - Consider mine deleted... Please ship to ***** ********* ** *******,** *****
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Sammies are in the mail - trust me!

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EarlyMon said:
Indeed, I can assure you of the countless hours he and I have spent each day, analyzing which future bread you may yet prefer.

Truth be told, we've been working on an app as a top secret project.

I can't share all the details here, but we're using quantum entanglement from your neuronic electrical responses to impending hunger to create SQL vibrations to set a new standard in information theory, with the net result being a predictive, just-in-time sammich bread predictor.
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Hmm, this explains why the grass isn't cut either.... because you're both trying to develop an app to determine the optimal time depending on the phase of the moon and the average color of the blades to cut it.
 
evo widow said:
Hmm, this explains why the grass isn't cut either.... because you're both trying to develop an app to determine the optimal time depending on the phase of the moon and the average color of the blades to cut it.
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Wait... it's not in the Apple App Store already?
 
evo widow said:
Hmm, this explains why the grass isn't cut either.... because you're both trying to develop an app to determine the optimal time depending on the phase of the moon and the average color of the blades to cut it.
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Fine, spoil your birthday present.

Initial studies showed that red and green blades applied to Kentucky Bluegrass have an affect on quantum color and the idea that the moon affects quantum charm, a belief held by our competitors whose app is under Apple AppStore consideration, is just malarky.

It's the tides.

In fact, I'm highly confident that we'll have the grass ready to cut by the next Tides of March.

Almost a certainty.

My own wife was unsure if we're doing things in the right order, and so I just came out with it:

Gotta have the bread before going after other projects.

She agreed with me, that's just common sense, right there.

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xkcd store

PS - Some would argue that the moon causes the tides, but that's far from the point.

The Earth-Moon gravtitational effects creates a cyclic wobble and that produces the tides. The tides in turn provide the mechanical force and create a physical vibration that ripples and flows in waves across the surface of the Earth.

So - you don't want the grass vibrating in the wrong direction at all, or it will tend to shred the tips rather cutting cleanly. And the last thing you want is grass-blade tip shreading in place of a nice, even cut.

Please understand that the amount of work we are doing for you here cannot estimated by common means.

Science doesn't come cheaply. ;)
 
kudos to you for even coming in here, my gf/fiance/significant other attached to my hip, is afraid to even venture in here after showing her the what to do while pooping thread!

also where do I stand in line for a free sammich
 
Great thread. It's going to have to stand on its own now, as its stick-worthiness seems to be lessening.

Steven

(unsticking)
 
Wife found me. we drove down to Providence, RI this weekend to run a half-marathon. Was awesome. And I didn't visit the forums!
 
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