I like Bacon!
For muffins, I separate the top from the bottom, smear butter on the bottom, place the top back on, and wait for the butter to melt. Then I take the top off, and turn it over next to the bottom. Next I lick the butter off the bottom, and then eat the bottom. Then I may enjoy a glass of milk. I stare at the top, and then pick it up, lick the butter off, and devour it. Then I poke all the little crumbs on the plate and eat them. Sometimes I may even lick off a few rements of butter on my plate. If the plate looks clean, I put it back in the cupboard. Then I immediately regret eating the damn muffin, and punish myself byt doind a few laps around the house. Then I get all hot and stuff, so I come in and drink ice water, and then I get to thinking ice cream sounds pretty good right now, and its just a vicious cycle, so I dont even buy muffins anymore. lol I will however, have me a couple of slices of bacon crumbled up on top of my eggs or something sometimes.