Random Thought Thread

[Milo Willamson]

I cannot mustard the way I ketchup with relishing emotions, maybe I am a potato whose olive pickled strawberry jelly?

 

[dontpanicbobby]

"The Love Boat" will not be rebooting this year.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Do you hear the wind in the trees?

 

[olbriar]

I don't hear much and certainly not the wind in the trees, but I get my ears on in just two hours. I'm half excited and the other half is scared. It's been many years since I've enjoyed quality hearing... or any hearing

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Ahh. The wind in the barley then...
Not as loud but always leading forward.

 

[olbriar]

I can hear a mouse fart in my neighbors basement now that I have my aids.

 

[Unforgiven]

I can hear a mouse fart in my neighbors basement now that I have my aids.

Then I wouldn't get your nose fixed.

 

[Milo Willamson]

I can hear a mouse fart in my neighbors basement now that I have my aids.

Wait mice fart?

 

[MoodyBlues]

This struck me as funny and cute when I came across it in my yard. Note the heart-shaped leaf...with a heart-shaped hole a critter chewed in it! What are the odds?

 

[mikedt]

The lunatic is in my hall.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

The lunatic is looking small.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Spirits in the cave?

 

[MoodyBlues]

The lunatic is in my hall.

Thank goodness! I was sick of him being in my head...

 

[olbriar]

A man not willing to learn from others must experience all of the mistakes himself.

 

[joe71]

First time we took our daughter bowling she was six,she goes and picks up her ball ( a pink one ) walks up to the line, studies the pins, squats pushes ball with two hands, stands up said something like it's all good
Then went and sat down.
The ball is steadily rolling down the lane, I am thinking it's going to stop in the middle of the lane, but it keep right on rolling, straight and true, and then strike!!!!
I rolled next gutterball (I suck so bad at bowling)
Finally my daughter turn comes around and she gets another strike, if I recall correctly after her second strike she decided it was time for a nap.

 

[MoodyBlues]

That's such a sweet story, joe71, just precious.

 

[joe71]

Something my wife shared

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Do Chipmunks need hills?

 

[mikedt]

I want a schnauzer with my wienerschnitzel.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Hollywood movies are about to change.

 

[mikedt]

Why does my heart feel so bad?
Why does my shirt smell of kerosene?

 

[mikedt]

Ich habe Sauerkraut in meine Lederhosen.

 

[Bearsyzf]

I don't think my job is going to close down

 

[Milo Willamson]

First time we took our daughter bowling she was six,she goes and picks up her ball ( a pink one ) walks up to the line, studies the pins, squats pushes ball with two hands, stands up said something like it's all good
Then went and sat down.
The ball is steadily rolling down the lane, I am thinking it's going to stop in the middle of the lane, but it keep right on rolling, straight and true, and then strike!!!!
I rolled next gutterball (I suck so bad at bowling)
Finally my daughter turn comes around and she gets another strike, if I recall correctly after her second strike she decided it was time for a nap.

My bowling leauge is finished as of an email I got, I can save enough money for next time we do bowl around the criteria too.
IT was extremely short, around five nights of bowling. instead of the usual ten on Suns. I call them nights anyways.

 

[Milo Willamson]

I cannot believe I had these hearing aids for two years, instead of one :O