What? you don't like five channels trying to sell you on a celebrity and what brand of facial wash they use? ;D
And on that note, why would Malcom in the Middle be on IFC? WTF. That show was pretty damn main stream... I miss when I had movie channels that made sense. Like the Kung-Fu channel that (guess what?) played only kung fu movies. I got to see two or three versions of The Drunken Master. ;D And I used to get the Sundance channel for freeeeeee.... no add ons, it was just there. It was there and I just watched it. And saw some cool movies too. Though, I do really like IFC, I just wish they would do more movies and less TV shows (though, I do actually like Portlandia...)
Okay, so there's that random piece of gold for ya!