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zuben el genub
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And they complain about Chinglish?
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This is an impressive software system failure
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40069865
It's the price you pay for cost cutting by outsourcing critical IT system development work.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40069865
It's the price you pay for cost cutting by outsourcing critical IT system development work.
This doesn't exactly inspire my confidence in the most expensive airline...
...Beijing to London return, the last five times I've used Aeroflot, Russian Airlines. British Airways have always been the most expensive option.
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Those hundreds of IT people who BA made redundant last year must be laughing their heads off right now 
Any complaints about the quality of this post should be addressed to British Airways, Ingrams Drive, Redditch.
Those hundreds of IT people who BA made redundant last year must be laughing their heads off right now
And the current IT staff are all sitting around watching YouTube videos about how to replace a failed power supply.
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Here's one less thing to worry about in the world - antibiotic resistant bacteria. Scientists have engineered a much more potent antibiotic:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40091179
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40091179
Merry Christmas
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That's what you get for buying a cut price Christmas tree.
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Why do criminals typically serve only half the prison sentence handed down to them?
To save half the cost of providing room and board for the full term.
Why can't we be freinds?
We can, but you must complete the friend redemption form along with a copy of the original receipt and the UPC code from the box. Mail the above to:
Friendship Offer
P.O. Box Ak-47
Battle Creek , MI 49037
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Reply within 28 days, and you get a bonus friend
First 1,000 people accepted also get a free hand pump for easy friend inflation.
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Puncture repair kit on standby..
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If something seems too good to be true...
Dngrsone
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Dear Adult children,
Welcome to Adulthood! Here are some helpful tips for you as you go about doing the adulting thing:
1) Mom is not your maid. Clean up after yourself.
2) Nor is she your laundress. Wash your own damn clothes.
3) Speaking of which, her closet (and my sock drawer) are not the backup store when you run out.
4) I am under no obligation to feed you. Nor do I have to procure supplies for your perceived personal dietary requirements. If you want it, go to the store and buy it yourself.
5) No, I have no money. I spend it all on mortgage, insurance, and utilities. An medical bills: I need a lot of therapy to continue putting up with you and not going on a murder-spree.
6) Speaking of which, go get yourself a job.
7) Seriously, get a job, make money, and stop mooching off me.
8) Then feel free to move out and get a life of your own.
Welcome to Adulthood! Here are some helpful tips for you as you go about doing the adulting thing:
1) Mom is not your maid. Clean up after yourself.
2) Nor is she your laundress. Wash your own damn clothes.
3) Speaking of which, her closet (and my sock drawer) are not the backup store when you run out.
4) I am under no obligation to feed you. Nor do I have to procure supplies for your perceived personal dietary requirements. If you want it, go to the store and buy it yourself.
5) No, I have no money. I spend it all on mortgage, insurance, and utilities. An medical bills: I need a lot of therapy to continue putting up with you and not going on a murder-spree.
6) Speaking of which, go get yourself a job.
7) Seriously, get a job, make money, and stop mooching off me.
8) Then feel free to move out and get a life of your own.
You forgot that the house is quiet when I sleep and not quiet whey they sleep (during the DAY!!!!!)