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Rant Thread - What really grinds your gears?

Fat Stinky doggies that bumb my food when they are already fat, stinky, lazy and very over weight!

:-D

xD

Schnoogy must go on a super piggy doggy diet!

Bad piggy!

xD

:D:D:D


Yooootubz!
 
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This is what passes for breaking news?
 
:rolleyes: I'm very sure that which actor is sleeping with who, which singer(?) is possibly pregnant, or who's been careless with nude pictures and who they're entrusted to is THE absolute most important thing going on in the world. :rolleyes:
 
:rolleyes: I'm very sure that which actor is sleeping with who, which singer(?) is possibly pregnant, or who's been careless with nude pictures and who they're entrusted to is THE absolute most important thing going on in the world. :rolleyes:

Not in my world, I assure you.

Frankly, I don't even know who half those people are.
 
Dear WifelyMon,

Did you put on makeup in the car while I was driving on our first date?

No.

If you had, there wouldn't have been a second date.

Why do think it's OK now?

Do you think it became OK when we got married? How so? Magic?

I don't like worrying that you'll poke your eyes out if I have to slam on the brakes, I don't like having my lateral vision obstructed when you lean forward into the mirror, and in case you haven't noticed, you're not as capable of carrying on a conversation while you're doing that.

Please stop it! :rofl:
 
Dear WifelyMon,

Did you put on makeup in the car while I was driving on our first date?

No.

If you had, there wouldn't have been a second date.

Why do think it's OK now?

Do you think it became OK when we got married? How so? Magic?

I don't like worrying that you'll poke your eyes out if I have to slam on the brakes, I don't like having my lateral vision obstructed when you lean forward into the mirror, and in case you haven't noticed, you're not as capable of carrying on a conversation while you're doing that.

Please stop it! :rofl:

Dngrswife has poked her eye a couple of times... one would think she'd learn her lesson (she definitely isn't stupid, despite her choice of spouse), but she still does it.
 
Dear WifelyMon,

Did you put on makeup in the car while I was driving on our first date?

No.

If you had, there wouldn't have been a second date.

Why do think it's OK now?

Do you think it became OK when we got married? How so? Magic?

I don't like worrying that you'll poke your eyes out if I have to slam on the brakes, I don't like having my lateral vision obstructed when you lean forward into the mirror, and in case you haven't noticed, you're not as capable of carrying on a conversation while you're doing that.

Please stop it! :rofl:


PS......:p You're conveniently forgetting....that you basically begged her to go out with you!:)
..:):) hahaha
ok Ill stop being the ...(fill in blank) Fairy!
...cant think of the correct word..but I know it's a fairy...:rolleyes:

plus that means I get wings...and I want some magic points of light too!!!!..and maybe some glowing butterfly army of...:D ......just some butterfly's..:)
 
It's like.... when we go out in our two seater, driving roofless... There is this one 'rule' that ladies should wear red lipstick when driving roofless... Ever tried to put lipstick on while driving...? Hubby dear is trying to find every pit and bump... with a merciless grin...
 
It's like.... when we go out in our two seater, driving roofless... There is this one 'rule' that ladies should wear red lipstick when driving roofless... Ever tried to put lipstick on while driving...? Hubby dear is trying to find every pit and bump... with a merciless grin...

Good man.
 
That lateral-vision-block drives me batty. I'm tall, and cars are made for short people. When the passenger side visor is down, I can't see pedestrians, bicyclists, or oncoming traffic. Please put it back up when you're done.
 
Who wears lipstick? Can't stand the stuff. The rule would be make sure you hat stays on your head when the top is off. On the Spitfire, you removed the whole top. High altitude and sunshine are powerful stuff.

With the Spitfire, you had to take evasive action. It had less than 4 inches of ground clearance.

When driving the Vulcan's first car - I'd always get the warning that the car was an automatic and to put my shoes on.
 
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