Really?
As much as something may seem impossible, there is always a chance for THE impossible.
The DroidX I'm having issues with is a "certified like new"
I took both my DXs, and sbf'd to .340. Installing no apps, I upgraded both X's to .596 / then ApeX.
Still a no go with the same DX.
My 2nd DX with ApeX connected to wifi the first try.
There is always a chance the unthinkable and unimaginable can happen.
Unfortunately, that's my case, no worries, VZW is overnighting ANOTHER Certified like new DroidX.

Thank you to everyone who took the time to respond to my issues.
I'm just glad it wasn't an actual issue with ApeX.