The END OF THE WORLD!!!

[zuben el genub]

It might have been PBS, but one news show had clips of how people were "celebrating" the end of the world. They went to Mexico, Stonehenge, but the funniest shot was from the mountain in France. Those people were all wearing tinfoil hats! Funniest thing I have seen on the news in a while.

The Stonehenge people were also celebrating the solstice which is OK. Stonehenge was built for that. Wonder if anyone hit Chaco Canyon for the solstice?

I used to read one of the old amateur astronomy newsgroups and that idiot Nancy spoiled the whole thing with spam about Planet X.

 

[jefboyardee]

I haven’t looked any deeper then this, but thankfully there’s no end of information about The Next Apocalypse...

 

[TheAtheistReverend]

 

[Stuntman]

Weather forecasts are not always accurate. What was the probability of apocalypse?

 

[IOWA]

Am I dead?

 

[EarlyMon]

Weather forecasts are not always accurate. What was the probability of apocalypse?

Five nines.

BTW - alas, poor IOWA, I knew him well.

 

[cammykool]

Am I dead?

yes

 

[dan330]

Am I dead?

How does that saying go?
If you have to ask....

 

[argedion]

Am I dead?

If not take comfort in knowing no one here gets out alive

 

[chris4x4]

Went to the store today, and there was a shit load of bacon. Instead of hording, I simply bought 2 packages......and they were on sale. me thinks bacon is no longer endangered.

 

[olbriar]

Went to the store today, and there was a shit load of bacon. Instead of hording, I simply bought 2 packages......and they were on sale. me thinks bacon is no longer endangered.

I'm glad you got your bacon and left some for me. Also wanted to throw down a congrats for making senior member!

 

[Liamo_210]

EM I think your bacon was lost in the post. I guess its your problem now

 

[EarlyMon]

EM I think your bacon was lost in the post. I guess its your problem now

Falling asteroids, undeterred by a proper deflector, are a threat to future generations of bacon-producing porkers.

When your garden is filled with rocks from the sky, wiping out your lettuce and tomatoes, so that your next BLT is reduced to a mayonnaise sandwich, just remember, I tried!

 

[Liamo_210]

Falling asteroids, undeterred by a proper deflector, are a threat to future generations of bacon-producing porkers.

When your garden is filled with rocks from the sky, wiping out your lettuce and tomatoes, so that your next BLT is reduced to a mayonnaise sandwich, just remember, I tried!

Wiil do.

I got some more bacon if you want it but your paying for delivery this time.

 

[lunatic59]

Had a rack of ribs last night which is essentially bacon on the cob.

 

[chris4x4]

I'm glad you got your bacon and left some for me. Also wanted to throw down a congrats for making senior member!

Senior member??!!?? :star: Do I get any special powers? Maybe a new car!!

 

[chris4x4]

Had a rack of ribs last night which is essentially bacon on the cob.

Negative. Bacon is its own food group. Pork ribs are kinda like the chicken leg. Very yummy, but still not bacon.

 

[lunatic59]

Senior member??!!?? :star: Do I get any special powers? Maybe a new car!!

You get a discount on bacon! Just show your senior card at checkout.

Negative. Bacon is its own food group. Pork ribs are kinda like the chicken leg. Very yummy, but still not bacon.

If you make them right, it's just bacon with bones.

 

[TheAtheistReverend]

Senior member??!!?? :star: Do I get any special powers? Maybe a new car!!

You get gray hair. You're welcome.

 

[chris4x4]

You get a discount on bacon! Just show your senior card at checkout.



If you make them right, it's just bacon with bones.

WOOT!!!! Will I get my card in a PM or Email?

You get gray hair. You're welcome.

....that sucks.

 

[lunatic59]

WOOT!!!! Will I get my card in a PM or Email?

Just print it out and you're good to go.

 

[chris4x4]

Just print it out and you're good to go.

You DO realize Im going to try this....Right?

 

[lunatic59]

You DO realize Im going to try this....Right?

Let me know what kind of discount you get, and which asylum they take you to. (mention my name, you'll get a better padded room.)

 

[Liamo_210]

Just print it out and you're good to go.

Do staff get free bacon ?

 

[lunatic59]

Do staff get free bacon ?

No. Our salaries subsidize the bacon discount for senior members. If you look at your pay stub you'll see the deduction listed as pork barrel contributions. I'll be you thought that was for political bribery.