Notes_Norton
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Did you hear about the ancient Egyptian man that launched a successful stone quarry business?
Turns out it was a pyramid scheme.
Turns out it was a pyramid scheme.
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The Punny Side of Life
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Telyx
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Comedian Gallagher used that one long ago with his Sledge-O-Matic... "Pound cake? You bet!" (BAM!)
Notes_Norton
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I gave my stressed out feline too much elixir. Now it's catatonic.
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When the senator missed the morning bus he decided to run for office.
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"Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?"
"No idea, they just ransomware!"
"No idea, they just ransomware!"
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Jennifer lay in her negligee on the hotel bed waiting for her new lover to come out of the bathroom. She didn't care any more. She had been right all this time. Her husband Ronald must have been cheating. She had finally hacked in to his Google calendar using his sleeping finger, and he had not been where he said he was the last few days. It was an illicit Ron Day View.
[bite me. It's hard to construct these things when you think of a phrase
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[bite me. It's hard to construct these things when you think of a phrase
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OT: Jennifer's husband is gay?
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Uh No. She picked up her own lover because Ron cheated with another woman?
Did you see Ron Gay View
Negligee does date it to us oldies. I was originally going with naked but...
Did you see Ron Gay View
Negligee does date it to us oldies. I was originally going with naked but...
Still OT: Negligees are sexy I wiil admit but didn't Ronald hook up with Ron?
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I must have wroted it wrongerly. There's always a critic 
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Jesus Scares?????
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A man walked into a hardware store and picked up a can of fly spray.
"Is this good for wasps?" he asks the assistant.
To which she replies "No, it kills them."
"Is this good for wasps?" he asks the assistant.
To which she replies "No, it kills them."
Daniel Fernandes
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More like cuboid root...
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(heard not verbatim on 'Mock the Week' - BBC)
"Now it's that solemn time again, at this Annual Sat Nav Members Club of Ireland Awards Ceremony .... where we take time out ... if you can all look at the big screen .... and to beautiful musical accompaniment from Conor and his violin .... to pay our respects - and to honour - the great members we all knew who we sadly lost this past year.
Let's hope we finally see them next year. Conor! Take it away ...... >> "
"Now it's that solemn time again, at this Annual Sat Nav Members Club of Ireland Awards Ceremony .... where we take time out ... if you can all look at the big screen .... and to beautiful musical accompaniment from Conor and his violin .... to pay our respects - and to honour - the great members we all knew who we sadly lost this past year.
Let's hope we finally see them next year. Conor! Take it away ...... >> "