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The Punny Side of Life
- Thread starter rootabaga
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Notes_Norton
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I'm addicted to seaweed.
I must seek kelp.
Notes_Norton
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He wears glasses during math because it improves division.
After a typically uneventful convention in Las Vegas, an accountant was desperate enough to hire a couple of prostitutes for the evening. He spent the entire unforgettable night there. The next morning, he explained his meticulous records-keeping to the madam and asked for a receipt. She obliged and wrote the receipt saying "Payment for cervixes rendered".
Notes_Norton
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Notes_Norton
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I don't trust people who do acupuncture. They're back stabbers.
Notes_Norton
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Notes_Norton
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Notes_Norton
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My wife told me to stop speaking in numbers. But I didn't 1 2.
rootabaga
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Are you also counting off?
Notes_Norton
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My roommates are concerned that I'm using their kitchen utensils, but that's a whisk I'm willing to take.
rootabaga
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BrickHouse
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Do you know what their concerns are baste on?
Sunset he's done forked up, the can choose to roast, bake or grill him.
rootabaga
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Notes_Norton
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BrickHouse
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Out of curiosity, what keys were your fingers resting on when you typed that?
Good question ... I was using my phone, so that would be the ever incessant drunken gremlins we call "auto correct"