The Undead Den and Resurrectione Rest-stop

[OfTheDamned]

I talked Phases into it! This will be installed on Friday.

 

[StarScream2109]

I talked Phases into it! This will be installed on Friday.

looks like you blood drinkers will be surely content

 

[StarScream2109]

can we have some of these put in

 

[Atma]

phew .. this place could use some air freshener.

 

[dan330]

I talked Phases into it! This will be installed on Friday.

I am going to find a way to inject some liquid sunshine into these snack pouches

 

[StarScream2109]

I am going to find a way to inject some liquid sunshine into these snack pouches

you stay away itll be gaurded by me :evil:

 

[OfTheDamned]

I am going to find a way to inject some liquid sunshine into these snack pouches

You breathers are all so hateful. Why? You should come to the dark side, we have cookies.

 

[Hadron]

phew .. this place could use some air freshener.

Sorry, it's a myth - just adds a bit of flavour to the blood.

Soon you will understand....

 

[Steven58]

Who bit me, darnit? I'm a Christian. Vampires are afraid of Christians, especially pastors! I guess you didn't get the memo?

 

[StarScream2109]

Who bit me, darnit? I'm a Christian. Vampires are afraid of Christians, especially pastors! I guess you didn't get he memo?

its okay Steven you'll have fun..i promise

 

[Atma]

Sorry, it's a myth - just adds a bit of flavour to the blood.

Oh, I wasn't trying to scare anyone with it. It just smells better then all the body parts lying around. I mean c'mon .. get some freezer bags at least. :vollkommenauf:

 

[OfTheDamned]

 

[OfTheDamned]

 

[EarlyMon]

Who bit me, darnit? I'm a Christian. Vampires are afraid of Christians, especially pastors! I guess you didn't get the memo?

As your fearless vampire killer, I have something far scarier for you.

Something to terrify you out of your wits, Reverend Vampire.

That's right. It's...

Spoiler

They last forever.

After the Day of Dead, you can put them into your upper gum with the pointy side down and voila! Your very own fangs, year round.

I promise if you do that, children will run from you.

I know I would.

Except - I gave them to you.

Because - it's candy corn.

 

[Steven58]

but i wike candy corn.

 

[EarlyMon]

but i wike candy corn.

Yes. Yes, you do.

Candy corn.

Also undead.

 

[Slug]

It's not Hallowe'en without Frank!
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[twospirits]

but i wike candy corn.

You see folks, that is one of the side effects of biting a preacher and bringing them to the undead side. They start talking like Elmer Fudd.

So please, when you take on a victim, choose, but choose wisely.




Thanks Slug, I now can't get that song out of my head.

TS

 

[BabyBlues]

Who bit me, darnit? I'm a Christian. Vampires are afraid of Christians, especially pastors! I guess you didn't get the memo?

Disclaimer: Please take the following comment in the spirit of joking and love that it is meant........

I'd be more afraid of the preacher's kids....those PK's can get downright out of hand sometimes. [Hide] I know, I dated one and was close friends with another[/spoiler]
:vroam:

 

[9to5cynic]

As I stepped outside, the last rays of sunlight had set. My eyes adjusted to the bright light and adapted to the night. The craving for blood that I felt was something that I couldn't ignore, which is why I came here. I had to post this story, to say this.

I stalked my prey from the parking lot to behind the dumpster. That's where I pounced. My body moved far faster than I expected. My prey was taken completely by surprise. Within just a few seconds, there was blood everywhere. The screams were quickly muffled by a gargling of blood.

I'm not sure how I feel about it, but I suppose satisfied is a proper word. The hunger has be appeased, and I'm left with my thoughts now.

:vamp:

Spoiler

these vampire role plays are bringing me back to forum games

 

[StarScream2109]

And so I shall tell my story
I was minding my own business when suddenly I was attacked out of nowhere a quick pinch and my attacker was gone I remember falling down then nothing but black I awoken with a thirst a thirst that was unquenchable as I am not human I am unsure of how this was passed and I do not have a thirst for blood but energy I started off to find what I so desperately seeked draining cars machinery of their precious oil since then I have ventured and traveled looking for more to satisfy my undying thirst and protecting my own

 

[Gmash]

"What was that?" I ask myself. Looking over my shoulder, I see nothing. As I turn around one last time, it strikes. A ripping of flesh from neck and the flow of blood was the last thing I remember.

Then I awoke, new and changed. The setting sun seemed far brighter than it should have been, but now that it's night, I feel only hunger. I lust for blood.

:vamp:

Lust for blood, and...

The Count In Family Guy - YouTube

 

[Shotgun84]

:hahaha: classic

 

[argedion]

otd has been a busy little girl

well guess christmas around here is going to be kinda dull everyone will be in search for new blood but there wont be any cause there is to many vampires around looking to feed.

oh jingle bells your blood smells i must taste it now
welcome to my world there are no humans left so you must feed off of cow.
jingle bells your blood smells i must taste it now
no one left to send me cards i drained them all now i take my bow.

RIBBIT

 

[Digital Controller]

Personally I would rather be turned into a zombie.

The benefits for that kind of undead life are limitless, only ending with a swift chop to my head of course

My avatar would certainly look interesting with some fangs though hehe