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Weirdest Songs You Ever Heard?

Detachable Penis
most Mars Volta songs, though I do like them
Mighty Penis Lazer by Big Dumb Face, and all other Big Dumb Face songs.
 
The "Banana Song" and another I heard only once and have no idea who it's by. It's a song about Karaoke, done by someone who's at a Karaoke Bar - truly bad, and memorable. That dang song has stuck in my head for 25 yrs.
 
Lots of weird songs. Perhaps two great contenders for odd, weird, scary, or disturbing songs would be "DOA" by Bloodrock, and "Suicide," Frankie Teardrop.

Bob Maxey
 
Solar Prestige a Gammon, by the mighty Elton John....

Oh ma cameo molesting
Kee pa a poorer for tea
Solar prestige a gammon
Lantern or turbert paw kwee

Solar prestige a gammon
Kool kar kyrie kay salmon
Hair ring molassis abounding
Common lap kitch sardin a poor floundin

Cod ee say oo pay a loto
My zeta prestige toupay a floored
Ray indee pako a gammon
Solar prestige a pako can nord
 
Nsfw

search youtube for "fried or fertilized" and "sex syrup"

Major WTF... But both are crazy addicting. Yeah, yeah, yeah... I've got some weird friends.
 
I Just Had Sex by Akon.

Yes, it's a weird song. A very weird song. And it's stuck in my brains. *hits head on the wall*
 
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