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What should do about all my porn?

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FreakyLocz14

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My mom and uncle are coming to pick me up from my dorm Friday morning, so they're helping me pack.

Idk where to hide my stash of porn DVDs so that they are transported secretly.

Any suggestions?

P.S.
1,000 posts!!!
 
This is your 1000th post, coincidence?

You could put your "collection" in a box and seal it with lots of tape. You could also write something unrelated on the box (if you do have a couple boxes to pack). If there's only one they are going to be suspicious.

I laughed. :p
 
You could also box them up, and send them to yourself at home through the mail system (assuming its not a massive collection).
 
FreakyLocz14 said:
My mom and uncle are coming to pick me up from my dorm Friday morning, so they're helping me pack.

Idk where to hide my stash of porn DVDs so that they are transported secretly.

Any suggestions?

P.S.
1,000 posts!!!
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Toss em. Always better to make your own porn anyways :)
 
LOL

yeah.. pack and seal a few boxes.... have your fav pasttime collection in one.

label... "stay out, not porn"
 
For real. There is more free porn on the internet than you could watch in 20 lifetimes, and you still pay for DVD's?

Anyhow, send them to me, I'll hold on to them for you until you're in the clear. Then, on your signal, I will over-week them by donkey to the location of your choosing.
 
it aint havin and watchin porn that is the problem...


it is what you do while you watch it alone... and going blind!
and single handedly causing the hand lotion shortage in your city!
 
FreakyLocz14 said:
My mom and uncle are coming to pick me up from my dorm Friday morning, so they're helping me pack.

Idk where to hide my stash of porn DVDs so that they are transported secretly.
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I'm assuming your mom and uncle wouldn't subject you to a cavity search ...
 
he is to ashamed for them to know... about his porn
but he is ok to tell us...
then he tells us it is gay porn!!!


you missed april fools ... by 2 months
 
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