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Where is Your Place in the 7 Billion Person Line?

early was not one of the 2.. he was the one handing out the apples

Technically, the Scriptures say "fruit", not apple. I believe it was Pope Neanderthal IV that outlawed the phrase "naked man" and "fruit" from appearing in the same sentence. Of course, they discussed alternates and it came down to apples or bananas. The College of Cardinals decided that for Eve to be offering Adam a banana would have been much too confusing, allegorically.
 
My dad told me it was passion fruit.

I was fifteen. That made sense then. Well, it does now too. :D

Except original sin wasn't ... y'know. That actually was the punishment for getting smart. Makes a whole lot more sense now, right? Huh?
 
Well, if it was an Apple, I mean apple, that explains why they felt they should cover up things right away..


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:D
 
Except they covered up with a fig leaf. Apple leaves are too small, but a banana leaf would have covered everything. If God were really pissed about it, he should have had them cover up with poison ivy.
 
that kid (stinky) is still trying to learn... he is still confused and a little scared when watchin porn..

Whoa!!

Who ya callin a kid!?


You... you... CRIMINAL!!

Tred lightly bruizer!

xD

I am an adult!

I can be sued now and go to jail because I am an adult (over 21)!

No juvenile prison for me!

Yaaay!!

Rejoice!

:D
 
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