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about 20 miles from my house, out in the country. this guy has 2 matching toilets at the end of his driveway. they have flowers in them and holes drilled on top with landscape lighting for night.

you might be a redneck
 
If..... you wash your grill at the car wash....Sorry, it was right there in front of me....
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JayC said:
You might be a redneck if............... All your tupperware is old butter containers.
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thats for sure!!! but we all have one or two containers from something in there somewhere.
kinda off subject but you shouldn't put hot stuff or heat up plastic. it is made from petrolium and gets into the food a lttle here and a little there over time. so always use glass!!!
 
If you go hunting in your back yard and kill only things that call ya a redneck. :p Of course some of us still use just a knife as bullets tend to draw attention :D
 
argedion said:
If you go hunting in your back yard and kill only things that call ya a redneck. :p Of course some of us still use just a knife as bullets tend to draw attention :D
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or if don't want to get too close to it a bow and arrow won't draw attention either.
 
I have occasionally been called a redneck, I grew up in NC in a not very populated area.

JayC said:
You might be a redneck if............... All your tupperware is old butter containers.
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I prefer the tupperware that sandwich meat comes in :cool:

argedion said:
If you go hunting in your back yard and kill only things that call ya a redneck. :p Of course some of us still use just a knife as bullets tend to draw attention :D
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I used to hunt off my back porch all the time growing up. Sometime I wouldn't even go outside, pellet guns work great on squirrels and all you have to do is open a window and stand inside for that :D:cool::thumb:
 
chrlswltrs said:
I have occasionally been called a redneck, I grew up in NC in a not very populated area.



I prefer the tupperware that sandwich meat comes in :cool:



I used to hunt off my back porch all the time growing up. Sometime I wouldn't even go outside, pellet guns work great on squirrels and all you have to do is open a window and stand inside for that :D:cool::thumb:
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The house I live in now when we first moved into it you could get deer and hogs that were coming in the yard. Deer would come and eat my dads rose bushes. Since I bought the house its not like that any more.
 
Mexjoker said:
Deoends on how many said redneck has.
You know your a redneck when you... Drive a bulky 4x4 with a lot of mud stains and live in a semi rural area
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What is bulky? I drive a jeep wrangler with off road tires and frequent mud stain :D:cool::D

I live in the city though...
 
How does it go....."If you have cars on your lawn and wheels on your house?"
 
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