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The latest Adobe update has wowed me in every fashion. After updating I spent the day with David Hasselhoff, we rode dirt bikes with nitrous tanks, shooting mortar shells with crossbows and seducing mermaids with rock ballads. Adobe you've finally done it!!
 
So I was eating Whataburger, and I was eating my bread with the white gravy I got alongside the fries and chicken strips, and my little brother says "why don't they make a bread with the perfect amount of gravy already in it??"
My jaw just dropped at the idea :o
 
The latest Adobe update has wowed me in every fashion. After updating I spent the day with David Hasselhoff, we rode dirt bikes with nitrous tanks, shooting mortar shells with crossbows and seducing mermaids with rock ballads. Adobe you've finally done it!!

Hehehee you are 1 funny guy! :D

Too bad it will be no where near as awesome as what I am gonna do in quite a bit of time! :D:D:D

I built a time machine... do you see where this festival of monkey business is going?

Anyway! If you can't then let me spell it out for you!

>;-D

I decided to go 1 week into the future to see my exam test results... oh I almost forgot! I also went 10 years into the future as well and you WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT I SAW!

YES!

You will refuse to believe it!

But the truth will set you free! :D

I AM EMPEROR OF THE WORLD.

YES.

Me! ... Myself... AND I!

All the human scum were bowing down and worshiping roaches and I am your king!

I AM YOUR KING MAN!!

YES.

ME!

I was appropriately named:

"The 1"

AND you will never believe the last really CREEPY thing that happened when I snuck up on my half cyborg future self!

When I was hiding behind the solid gold pile of poos... I looked at my self!

:eek:

And he smiled at me with his metal teeth!! ... or I smiled... or was it he smiled???

Ugh who cares about those crappy details anyway! :D

I couldn't believe it!

It's like I already knew I was going to be there!!! :eek:

Wow what a day man!

but don't worry because...

I am gonna be your king! :)

Isn't this awesome??????

>:-D

You all better start getting to work on how your worshiping skills ek se!
 
The latest Adobe update has wowed me in every fashion. After updating I spent the day with David Hasselhoff, we rode dirt bikes with nitrous tanks, shooting mortar shells with crossbows and seducing mermaids with rock ballads. Adobe you've finally done it!!

Lmao i take it youve seen the play store reviews for Adobe Air mate? Hillarious reading :D:beer:
 
Got awoken by my wife screaming "Boabys eating Tigger!!!"
Took me a few seconds to work out she meant our bigger snake was eating the smaller one lol. Not a good situation because of the back facing teeth, youd never get it out before it suffocated. Luckily he had spat him out by the time i got through and was sat rattling his tail lookin mean and tryin to bite me! Dont know whether to keep them separate now.. theyve been great together for over a year. I think it was an accident because Mrs Logik was feeding them but duno if i can trust him now :(
 
"Random thought.."

More like a piece of self-reminding advice: Don't break your own rules of decorum when communicating in a text field such as these forums, let alone in real life of course.

Stick with your ideals of friendship (new ones and also those who you want as friends), and keep respect for others out there at all times. :)

Falling off that can make one feel bad.. real bad. :(
 
"Random thought.."

More like a piece of self-reminding advice: Don't break your own rules of decorum when communicating in a text field such as these forums, let alone in real life of course.

Stick with your ideals of friendship (new ones and also those who you want as friends), and keep respect for others out there at all times. :)

Falling off that can make one feel bad.. real bad. :(

+ 1 some-what bizarre green hat looking guy!

Ja I totally agree my friend... I was swearing every 5 mili seconds on these forums because I was frustrated with things going on likke an idiot... luckily [insert legendary name of random person here] helped me realise that it is not a wise thing to not take responsibility for my actions....

I agree 500%.

Luckily I made myself realise that if I don't stop swearing I would turn into this guy:

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+ 1 some-what bizarre green hat looking guy!

Ja I totally agree my friend... I was swearing every 5 mili seconds on these forums because I was frustrated with things going on likke an idiot... luckily [insert legendary name of random person here] helped me realise that it is not a wise thing to not take responsibility for my actions....

I agree 500%.

Luckily I made myself realise that if I don't stop swearing I would turn into this guy:

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Where'd you git my photo man? Where'd you git my photo?:rofl::vroam:
 
Stinky is "ja" like africaans or something mate?

Ja it is! :)

Ja = "Shut yo pie hole foo!"

Hmmm ... I only starting to realise how much I am letting go of being afraid of being different and ridiculed if I come from SA.

:D

I used to FORCE myself to talk like a Brit and / or American because I was stupid and thought people would think I am a racist or something? :confused:

Why did I think that??? :confused:

We are gloriously known for being the racist center of the universe but it is sad because there are MANY of us that despise racism here...

We hate it...

I thought I was going to be judged! :)

I see it (Ja ek se!) is slipping up every where like the plague!
 
Dont hide your roots bro. Your countries history isnt your fault. Scotland has an embarrasing past (slavery, kkk) but that wasnt my doing.
Ive got in a habit of writing very differently on here than i do on say facebook just so i can be understood lol. I had to do the same when i lived in south of england for a few years. I kept my accent but got sick of seeing that blank expression on peoples face so i had to really slow down my talking and not use slang. Ive never been embarassed by my race or culture though :):beer:

P.s, remember most of the people in this forum live in the most hated country on the planet lol :p;)
 
Dont hide your roots bro. Your countries history isnt your fault. Scotland has an embarrasing past (slavery, kkk) but that wasnt my doing.
Ive got in a habit of writing very differently on here than i do on say facebook just so i can be understood lol. I had to do the same when i lived in south of england for a few years. I kept my accent but got sick of seeing that blank expression on peoples face so i had to really slow down my talking and not use slang. Ive never been embarassed by my race or culture though :):beer:

Wow I am sorry to say but I agree with the guys in England!! :D

Shame there is this dad at school who is a Scotsman and OH MY GOD I CANNOT UNDERSTAND A WORD HE SAYS!!!!

:D:D:D:D:D

Wow!

:D

I laugh my bacon off every time I see him and he does too! :D

Just can't understand what he saying!? :D

Woooow!

But no I am really not sad about my roots or history! ;)

In fact it is just the pathetic and totally unnecessary confrontation because people think you are a "racist" when it is the 1 thing I HATE more than anything.

My family and I despised Apartheid but that doesn't mean we like the raping that is going on today.

The country is actually in serious danger of a mini Dictatorship forming.

"Kill the white man!!!!" is in the streets on the news even though they have had their freedom for 20 years now????????????

They blame the entire universe but not them selves????

They have got 50 0000000% power but just steal all the money and then blame the good hard working people??

Bat **** crazy.

So no.. it is just a fact of trying to not have issues with crazies that are extremely judgement and that have no idea of what really goes on down here.

And their culture is really messed up in many ways...

They all (like 90 freaking percent) prefer to go to the "witch doctor" instead of a real scientific doctor???????

Our president is a rapist and we are known for being the rape capitol of the world with extremely violent out of control crime.

Jacob Zuma rape trial - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Our country is infamous for extreme and vast corruption that is just everywhere.

We are 1 of the most dangerous countries in the whole world... our crimes and murders are extremely exremely violent compared to many other countries due to racism...

Well at least we are number 1 in SOMETHING...

"yay"

NOT.

But yes... people will judge you even though they don't know you from a bar of soap because the world is filled with:

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There is an extremely positive vibe to South Africa with people like me in it... but it is dying... like there is no tomorrow... and here.. there sometimes might not be a tomorrow..
 
The one thing you said kinda wrong there bro and i know you didnt mean it is the word "they" instead of "we". Its a shame how your country was formed the same as its a shame how the Americas and the north of ireland were formed and its understandable in a way that the native people will take out there frustrations on the race who colonised them but at the same time it isnt excusable. I have huge sympathy with the Irish Republican cause for example but at the same time, i dont agree with hurting or killing civillians.
I hate racisim and any other form of prejudice or bullying but i hope in the future, as the planet becomes more mixed and people communicate through the internet etc, racism will just become an embarrasing part of history caused by ignorance.
Lol we're gona get shouted at for getting political bro :D:beer:
 
Ja it is! :)

Ja = "Shut yo pie hole foo!"

Hmmm ... I only starting to realise how much I am letting go of being afraid of being different and ridiculed if I come from SA.

:D

I used to FORCE myself to talk like a Brit and / or American because I was stupid and thought people would think I am a racist or something? :confused:

Why did I think that??? :confused:

We are gloriously known for being the racist center of the universe but it is sad because there are MANY of us that despise racism here...

We hate it...

I thought I was going to be judged! :)

I see it (Ja ek se!) is slipping up every where like the plague!

Hi.
Being Dutch for that matter, should be somewhat awkward slash embarrassing too then, eh?
Like Funky said: not my doing, not my fault. The world's most famous Dutch word probably is 'apartheid' :o

'Ja' means yes in Dutch. Since 'we Dutchies occupied Africa for a couple of years', it makes sense you're using some Dutch words.
Ek = ik
Se = zie
 
I just woke up from the most realistic nightmare I have ever had. I woke up screaming my head off. I couldn't tell whether I was still dreaming or not and NO. Nobody was chasing me.
 
Lol we're gona get shouted at for getting political bro :D:beer:
Hehehe!

Ja we most probably are gonna get shouted at! :D

But... you will never take me alive coppers!!!
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But sorry my bad funkylogik bro! :)

I did try to answer some of your questions and I did try not to get too political.

I actually freaking hate politics!

They are all scum to me...

Anyway! :-)

My random thought today is can I flush Horlicks (the little doggy of my brothers girlfriend) down the toilet successfully or not?

Will Horlicks fit down the toilet for going and rubbing himself on "something" REALLY stinky... oh my GOD it smells!

:'-(
 
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