A business man is away on another boring business trip, in another boring motel away from his wife and daughter. *He decides to call home to speak to his wife;
"Hello?"
"Hello darling it's Daddy, you're up late."
"I couldn't sleep, because of the noise."
"What noise darling?"
"From Mommy's bedroom. The moaning and grunting."
"Moaning and grunting? Is Mommy okay?"
"Yes, she's always loud like that when you're away... I don't think she likes sharing the room with the AC guy."
"The AC guy! Mommy's shares the room with the AC guy when I'm away on business?"
"Yes; all the time."
"Okay darling, this is what I want you to do: Go upstairs, and shout through the door that Daddy's home early, you can see my car pulling into the drive. Then come and tell me what Mommy does."
The business man listens as he hears a flurry of screaming, shouting and commotion.
"Hello?"
"Good girl darling, what happened?"
"Well Mommy screamed, the AC guy said a very rude word then tried to climb through the window naked; but he caught his weewee on something and it tore off as he fell into the garden; I think he hit his head really hard, cause when Mommy went outside she screamed she thought he was dead! Then she slipped on his blood, and fell into the swimming pool; and Mommy can't even swim!"
"Ha! well it serves them both righ.... wait; swimming pool? this is 555-263-764?"
"...no."
"Fiona?"
"No, Daddy, it's me Abbie."
"...---------------------------------------------------"
"Daddy?"