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Rant Thread - What really grinds your gears?

Free at last!!!

Political ads off the air!

There really should be some kind of restrictions on PACS buying airtime or their ads vetted. They do have a right to an opinion, but make them put in a disclaimer that the ad is an opinion only and not necessarily all fact. Those groups are the ones with the nastiest name calling I've ever seen.
I live in a swing state, so we got the worst of it.

Just as an aside, since I seem to use my phone differently than most, won't sign up for on air stuff or even reverse 911, I didn't get any election pests except that stupid survey scam. (They claimed they wouldn't give up until everyone answered) I never answered, and don't have voicemail. So minus one for them.
 
mysticspiral said:
A cockroach farts 36times a min 1,440 times a day. (squish)
Oops wrong thread .hehe
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Well all I am gonna say is this being silly!

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As well as this:

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And this is what you look like in a mirror:

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Have a nice day!

xD
 
EarlyMon said:
I raised both and from what I have seen, gas giant jokes cross the boundaries. :) :p

Then again, I have a granddaughter who looks at the Three Stooges as comedy geniuses.

Very smart girl. :)
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Oh my.... my children still believe "good girls don't do that", and gentlemen don't in front of ladies. Funny when the 20 year old comes home and tells me his date did and by golly, in front of him! He was modified! Lol, needless to be said, she didn't make the cut.
 
My daughter never cared. She drove a school bus and would wait until the engine had a load on to let go.

She always managed to get the Vulcan. The whole thing was his fault anyway.
"pull daddy's finger"

She preferred Bill Cosby (the comedy records) and Cheech and Chong.
 
EarlyMon said:
Moving stuff off the passenger seat of my car.

I'll be giving someone a ride, asking them to wait a second while I move my stuff, and the oafs will say, "Oh, I don't mind," while trying to park their rears on my stuff. Two things ensue - informing them that I mind, and never offering them a ride again. :mad:
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Just tell them you forgot to toss the baggie with the dog doo in it if they don't want to wait.
 
EarlyMon said:
Moving stuff off the passenger seat of my car.

I'll be giving someone a ride, asking them to wait a second while I move my stuff, and the oafs will say, "Oh, I don't mind," while trying to park their rears on my stuff. Two things ensue - informing them that I mind, and never offering them a ride again. :mad:
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zuben el genub said:
Just tell them you forgot to toss the baggie with the dog doo in it if they don't want to wait.
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I find a strategically placed hand usually prevents this in the future!;)
 
mysticspiral said:
Well it was humorous. foul bafoon or not. I wasnt trying to upset you. if I did I am sorry. I was only trying to have a little fun.
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Wow mysticalspirit I am really sorry if I hurt you that is reallly not my style. :(

I can be a real clown at sometimes and sometimes sadly at these times I can be so misunderstood that it hurts.

And now I don't mean this in any offensive way at all so I guess I will just go ahead and say it.


And I hope these next few words make you smile! :)


Sorry about hurting you! :(

Regards

Stinky
 
I hate when people use their past circumstances to play victim. Past! It's past people, gone, not here! You can learn a lesson and move on. Nobodies life is perfect. I am (essentially) a single mother of a big family. I pay my own bills, cook, clean, discipline, love, heal, read, book appointments, do homework, give love advice, comfort, scold, and laugh with my children daily (sometimes all before i go to work in the morning) Would life be easier had I not had them...who knows, who cares they are mine and that's it. I went to school while having them, no one gave me an education I earned it. You can't live your life today, if you are always focused on what is past! Grow up, be a responsible adult, take care of business, and stop whining!

You are who you are because THAT'S ALL YOU WANT TO BE!

Ok, whew, feel better!

Oh and 1 more thing..... stop complaining because your fat... get up, cook a meal and move your A$$.... You earned your waistline, and I've earned mine. Through hard work!
Ok ok ok now I'm done lol
 
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