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Rant Thread - What really grinds your gears?

I like the new avatar, Kaat. Streeetch!



I've had my 5.5 hours of sleep, now not quite so tired. Got to go to work-- now I feel tired again. :rolleyes:
 
We can't teleport yet. But I have a feeling that someday we will get there.

WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT AMERICAN BOY????

>;-)

WHAT century were you born in...........?

ONLY a Yankie hey - sheesh!


AND I THOUGHT YOU YANKIES INVENTED THAT 1??

Good Lord!

Talk about being born in cave or under a rock or something - shaw!

:mad:
 

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We'll probably have teleport systems one day. Then it will be....HELP!! I bought this cheapo off-brand teleport system on eBay from China....

OR

Knowing South Africans they will do our National Sport and STEAL the cable before you get to the other end and only half of you will come out the other side!!! :):):):):)

OR EVEN BETTER YET - because the power is so fracked up from extreme gubbermint theft left, right and center here as you teleport THE POWER GOES OUT

And then you no longer exist!

:):):)

On a roll!

:-)
 
The day after finishing night shift grinds my gears.

I was wide awake at 5AM today and couldn't get back to sleep. Come 10AM, I'll start to feel groggy again, bad tempered and irritable. Will I be able to nap though? Of course not!

Same story every single time.

I'll be experiencing this soon.
 
Know what grinds my gears? I was taking the recycling to the Cary Convenience Center (Cary, NC, USA) yesterday and these guys were throwing out a HUGE computer. My thought is, I take it and fix it up and give it away. Well, they were willing to let me have it, but the attendant refused to let me have it, telling me its illegal.

Why is it illegal to reuse something? Well, apparently its unlawful in this state to rescue working things (or anything) from dumps and landfills, even though that computer could've easily helped someone out.
 
Coming out of a store and finding someone sitting on your motorcycle. WTF?! And then they say, "Is this yours? I really like this bike." Well it ain't your bike so WHY ARE YOU ON IT? Sometimes choking someone until their eyeballs pop out doesn't sound like such a bad idea. Good thing I'm not a violent person. But I'm definitely reconsidering that belief.

Really had to laugh at the supposed christian liking that post lol :banghead::banghead:
 
Coming out of a store and finding someone sitting on your motorcycle. WTF?! And then they say, "Is this yours? I really like this bike." Well it ain't your bike so WHY ARE YOU ON IT? Sometimes choking someone until their eyeballs pop out doesn't sound like such a bad idea. Good thing I'm not a violent person. But I'm definitely reconsidering that belief.

Hahahahahaaa! :D

That's some crazy stuff ek se! :)

You NEED to watch this video!!!!

YOU NEED AN ANTI THEFT DEVICE!!!! :D:D:D

Go to 1:20 to see the guy trying to steal the other guys bicycle!

:D:D:D:D:D:D


Greatest movie EVER!

On a ROLL bra! :D

Go Leon!!!! :D:D:D:D

Go for gold Bruizer! :D
 
Hahahaha!

Greatest movie EVER known to man kind! :D

ON A ROLL BRA!

On a roll! :)

LEON FOR PRESIDENT BRUIZER!

Vote for Leon as Prez! :D:D:D

Oh my GOD that would AWESOME! :D
 
For some reason, when my connection is showing as 3G pages absolutely will not load. HSDPA however, if the connection holds, works fine...


...I thought 3G was supposed to be bigger, better and faster.
 
My girlfriend is very heavily pregnant (32 weeks I think) and I'm literally at the end of my tether with the so called "experts" who claim they can tell the sex of the baby just by looking at her.

She showed the 20 week scan to someone yesterday who could tell instantly what we were having despite having no medical training, nor was she a mother herself. Not even the lady with 12+ years experience who performed the ultrasound could tell.

The worst part? The "What did I tell you" if these people actually turn out to be right.

:mad:
 
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