The Bah-Humbug thread!

[lunatic59]

chag Chanukah sameach!

 

[sherri]

Lol! Thank you in advance! My daughter looks forward to this all year, as she is vegan, gluten free, and mainly oil free. Fried food kills her, but she says I make the best latkes ever. I wouldn't know. They get eaten before I get to the table! As the Fiddler On The Roof says: "TRADITION!"

 

[Gmash]

I always thought the 12 days of Christmas ran from Christmas to Epiphany.

Befana and El Tres Reyes Magos come on the eve of Epiphany, not on Christmas eve.

Epiphany is Jan. 6

Ya vienen los Reyes
Por el arenal

I thought it was Halloween through infinity.

 

[codesplice]

Two days of casual shopping in establishments blasting Christmas music is enough to make me want to crawl back into my cave until mid-January.

 

[Unforgiven]

Two days of casual shopping in establishments blasting Christmas music is enough to make me want to crawl back into my cave until mid-January.

Amazon Prime makes holiday shopping so much more tolerable.

 

[lunatic59]

Amazon Prime makes holiday shopping so much more tolerable.

 

[Member243850]

I think we should all bow down and worship the great and completely superior "Santa Roach" compared to your pathetic excuse for a human Santa Clause....

You see the thing is... you humans... you think you are soooooooooo clever.... BUT... in reality... you suck!

In fact you smell so bad - that you lot sadly aren't even remotely aware of how much you suck... and the craziest part of it all is that year in and year out... we have to listen to your ****... and us roaches we love ****....

Do you know what a roaches best gift in the whole wide world is?

POOOOOOO

:-D

 

[lunatic59]

I'd sit on his lap, but he hasn't got one.

 

[mikedt]

I don't have to work on Christmas day, first time in four years.

 

[codesplice]

STAHP IT

 

[Member243850]

Well... I say have an unjolly season to all those scum bag humans out there

Hopefully someday you losers will learn to not stomp around so carelessly...

 

[KOLIO]

 

[The_Chief]

I snuck this one onto the Christmas tree when the Darling Bride wasn't looking...

 

[Kaat72]

 

[Deleted User]

^-- That's hypnotic

 

[lunatic59]

 

[shalemail]

 

[Bearsyzf]

I snuck this one onto the Christmas tree when the Darling Bride wasn't looking...

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Oh Yeah it's Mr. Hanky time .

 

[dontpanicbobby]

It's a Bad Brains Christmas Charlie Brown

 

[mikedt]

See far too much of The Coca-Cola Company's wretched invention and advertising mascot.

Santa Claus™
Copyright © The Coca-Cola Company. All rights reserved.
Designed by Coca-Cola in Atlanta. Assembled in China.

 

[zuben el genub]

I still like this one:

 

[lunatic59]

 

[whitehat]

techradar.com has a website on 'How to secretly ruin Christmas for everyone'.

Happy holidays all!

 

[The_Chief]

Please accept with no obligation, implied or expressed, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I further wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2016, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to specifically imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere.

Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

 

[scary alien]

Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year!