What do you do while pooping?

[cipher6]

I'm board at work hence this silly post.


Everytime I go to the bathroom I take my phone and catch up on some news reading... I also hear almost everyone else fiddling with their phones in the stalls...
So..
When on the pot, what do you do with your phone, if anything? Texting, angry birds, news... take pics? :>

 

[TheGoatLantern]

I do what every read blooded american male does on the can


play angry birds...

 

[dan330]

i push and grunt...

and pissed off.. that I forgot my cell again!

 

[NYCHitman1]

I usually call my fiancee lol.

 

[AndroidSPCS]

Nasty. I don't touch my phone while I'm doing my thing.

 

[jamor]

I smear it all over the walls like I used to when I was in jail.

So much for old habits dying hard.

 

[cipher6]

Nasty. I don't touch my phone while I'm doing my thing.

Why not? You getting it on your hands?

 

[nyydynasty]

i text people, telling them I'm thinking of them while on the can.

 

[NYCHitman1]

i text people, telling them I'm thinking of them while on the can.

Lol, my fiancee knows when I call that I'm taking a shit. She'll pick up the phone and say is it diarrhea or solid today? (I could just scream across our apt but I prefer to place the phone call)

 

[ChiTownJim]

I either sit down take my shit wipe and leave or I'll chill and text some people , check my email or facebook whatever

 

[olbriar]

It's a quite time, great for catching up on those emails.

 

[ScorpDX]

I use the fart app to annoy people in the stall beside me, especially if it's one of those who likes to talk on the phone!

 

[jroidOes]

I smear it all over the walls like I used to when I was in jail.

So much for old habits dying hard.

What the hells wrong with you !!!!lol you put your hand in your ass

 

[Slug]

I envy you people. The last place I'd want to spend any more time than the minimum necessary for "mission accomplished" is my work toilets!

Entertaining thread, so please keep it on the right side of gross.

 

[ImaYam]

i text people, telling them I'm thinking of them while on the can.

LMFAO

I use my phone... of course!! usually, however, my #2's are much faster than my #1's.

ALso, to the people who complain saying 'you get it on your hands'. What the hell are you talking about??

step 1; Pull down seat
step 2; Pull down pants, grab phone.
step 3; have a seat on the porcelain throne and do your business.
step 4; PLace phone aside, flush.
Step 5; Wash hands, then take phone.

Feel free to print out the said guide and refer to it next time.

 

[Member243850]

HAHAHHAA!!! LOL

+100

Awesome thread!

Well when I am taking a gigantic dump on the John I like to inhale the fumes that smell better than i do

Hell everything smells better than I do

 

[smacky]

Tuck the Johnson under the seat with the left, browse Reddit and Google Reader with the right.

 

[Remordere]

I am a huge bathroom reader. Here's the pictures of books by my toilet.

I can't seem to concentrate doing my thing without reading (unless its just pee).

 

[Gbert88]

lol......to funny. i call or text my wife. if not i'll use my android to surf the web or play doodle jump or so forth. if that gets boring which it never does i got truckin magazines in there.

 

[Mr. Boom]

I am a huge bathroom reader. Here's the pictures of books by my toilet.

I can't seem to concentrate doing my thing without reading (unless its just pee).

DUDE! What the hell is that around the bottom of the toilet, behind where the bolt goes?

 

[dan330]

it aint what you think it is! LOL

 

[Remordere]

It's very bad repair, that's what it is -.-

 

[davidnmegan6907]

When I'm on toilet I make sure to be on af giving "shitty" advice. Haha

 

[NightAngel79]

I smear it all over the walls like I used to when I was in jail.

So much for old habits dying hard.

LMFAO!!!

Why not? You getting it on your hands?

Well right by the knuckle of my thumb i always seem to... um.... nvrmd.....

LMFAO

I use my phone... of course!! usually, however, my #2's are much faster than my #1's.

ALso, to the people who complain saying 'you get it on your hands'. What the hell are you talking about??

step 1; Pull down seat
step 2; Pull down pants, grab phone.
step 3; have a seat on the porcelain throne and do your business.
step 4; PLace phone aside, flush.
Step 5; Wash hands, then take phone.

Feel free to print out the said guide and refer to it next time.

Dude! You totally left 'Wipe' out of there!! What kind of a savage are you!!

What a piece of sh*t thread!!

 

[Vihzel]

I always come out of the bathroom looking like this: