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What do you do while pooping?

I like to walk in and say "unleash the kraaken". Then sit down and introduce myself to the person in the next stall and ask what brings them in today.
 
Idk about you guys but I like to play fruit ninja..its the best and I keep trying to beat my friends arcade mode score I got 656 and h3had 905 ijust can't beat him
 
in a public rest room has anyone ever tried to have a conversation with someone next to you? I actually ended up spending an extra ten minutes the other day because we were just chit chatting. never saw the person either. makes for a fun time
 
gallandof said:
in a public rest room has anyone ever tried to have a conversation with someone next to you? I actually ended up spending an extra ten minutes the other day because we were just chit chatting. never saw the person either. makes for a fun time
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But if you really hit it off, wouldn't you feel obligated to reach in and shake their hand?
 
Clearly reading is the most obvious choice. I sometimes take my Nook to the crapper if I'm at the house, if it's in public I always go for a lightsaber duel.
 
cableguynoe said:
lol. did you create this thread because you had nothing else worth reading?
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I'm appalled cableguy!! I didn't start this thread:p:p
So there!! Matter of fact the only thing i contributed was a pic, and that got reported and deleted, so now my contribution to this thread is even less:(:(
steelheadcrazy said:
I send my friends all pictures of power dumps I take at work :) Yes, I am a shallow infantile male
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You know, I keep meaning to do that:D
 
This thread has left me shocked, terrified and slightly curious all at the same time. I don't think I will ever be the same again.
 
cipher6 said:
I'm board at work hence this silly post.


Everytime I go to the bathroom I take my phone and catch up on some news reading... I also hear almost everyone else fiddling with their phones in the stalls...
So..
When on the pot, what do you do with your phone, if anything? Texting, angry birds, news... take pics? :>
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LMAO! Thanks for the laughs guys!!!
 
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ImaYam said:
LMFAO

I use my phone... of course!! usually, however, my #2's are much faster than my #1's.

ALso, to the people who complain saying 'you get it on your hands'. What the hell are you talking about??

step 1; Pull down seat
step 2; Pull down pants, grab phone.
step 3; have a seat on the porcelain throne and do your business.
step 4; PLace phone aside, flush.
Step 5; Wash hands, then take phone.

Feel free to print out the said guide and refer to it next time.
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That's dumb. Why print it when I can make it into a wallpaper?
 
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