What do you do while pooping?

[jwp1223]

Ain't nothing wrong with sitting down if you pee if you're a guy.....when I first get up in the morning, that's what I do.

 

[NYCHitman1]

Ain't nothing wrong with sitting down if you pee if you're a guy.....when I first get up in the morning, that's what I do.

Doesn't surprise me none lol

 

[NightAngel79]

Doesn't surprise me none lol

Lol.
Hey when your good and drunk its better to be safe then sorry

 

[Dark Jedi]

<------ walks in, smells thread, leaves thread

Banned for not closing thread and leaving thread open for all to smell. Fail of a mod doing their job. I will accept your letter of resignation now.

 

[NYCHitman1]

I will convince my woman to one day do the blumpkin.

 

[BabyBlues]

I will convince my woman to one day do the blumpkin.

Hahahaha. Good luck with that! (add alcohol then attempt - seems to work for most things in life)

 

[Dark Jedi]

I will convince my woman to one day do the blumpkin.

I knew NYC people was dirty but that takes the cake. I had to look it up as never heard of it.

 

[dan330]

blumpkin!!! sick!

how the hell can you pinch one off.. while stiff?

I dont like to be on the pot that long.. my legs to to sleep after 10mins...

 

[Vihzel]

Remember that this is a family forum guys.

 

[TheBrit]

OK, back on topic. I read me twitter feed while pooping.

 

[FreakyLocz14]

I myTouch myself during my morning poop, since it's the best time to do so.

 

[NYCHitman1]

blumpkin!!! sick!

how the hell can you pinch one off.. while stiff?

I dont like to be on the pot that long.. my legs to to sleep after 10mins...

It'll likely never happen but a man can dream!? Lol, I'd be shocked if I was on the pooper longer than 4-5 mins.

 

[dan330]

you want a blumpkin .. in 4-5 mins? and that is dreamin?

you my friend.. need to "shoot" (not a pun) for better... !

 

[BabyBlues]

you want a blumpkin .. in 4-5 mins? and that is dreamin?

you my friend.. need to "shoot" (not a pun) for better... !

LMAO. I thought maybe it was just me who thought that.

 

[NightAngel79]

Upper deck all the way




Blumpkin talk is pushing it btw guys (and girl)

 

[BabyBlues]

Upper deck all the way




Blumpkin talk is pushing it btw guys (and girl)

Ewwww - funny - but ewwwww.


And much appreciated nod to the fact that you remembered it wasn't all guys in that!

 

[XplosiV]

Hmm, what an odd topic.

I don't usually take long, at least not long enough to achieve anything, so I just wait.

Btw the contents of the site mentioned is old, like I got a birthday card over 15 years ago with most of that lot in it.

 

[NYCHitman1]

you want a blumpkin .. in 4-5 mins? and that is dreamin?

you my friend.. need to "shoot" (not a pun) for better... !

Thus why I said it would likely never happen lol

 

[BabyBlues]

Am I to think that no one has pooped in 2 days??!!!

(Yup - can't let it die....mostly cause I'm bored)

 

[XplosiV]

If i knew you, I'm sure I'd be worried about your fascination with this subject ...

 

[NightAngel79]

well now i mostly worry cause my toilet doesnt flush worth a sh*t (pun intended) it needs flushed 3 or 4 times in between .... um .. 'adding' things into it

 

[dan330]

it seams like this forum... dont understand TMI

 

[NightAngel79]

it seams like this forum... dont understand TMI

TMI? I tried to use translate on that and it didn't come up with anything that made sense..... how odd.........

 

[dan330]

that is part of the problem.. no one undestands it... To Much Information

 

[NightAngel79]

that is part of the problem.. no one undestands it... To Much Information

Its too much information when i tell you i don't understand what TMI means?? I dont get it,