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What do you do while pooping?

Great question.

Either nothing (stare at the sink in front of me) or I'll be doing a random phone routine (Gmail, messages, Facebook etc) even when I know there's nothing new...
 
Uugh, tonight, I pray to God its the LAST time I'll be pooping for the night...so far, it's not been..I wanna go to bed already! Damn you colon! :(
 
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gallandof said:
I like to grab a box of cheerios before hand and strategically float them around to look like a battle ship board, then I stand on the seat call out a co-ordinate and try to "hit my target"

Nothing more satisfying then yelling I sunk your battle ship when in a public restroom, and everyone hearing a big "sploosh".
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you, my friend are one f***** up fruit loop, but thats the funniest thing ive ever heard. hahaha
 
this is the best thread ever! hahaha, i couldn't stop laughing. but, i usually play angry birds, 2dmx, check my facebook, or get on droid streamer and watch tv shows.
 
kinda gross, but the other day i needed to take a bunch of laxatives before a colonoscopy (apparently i have bad internal hemorrhaging[sad face]) to keep my self busy I hooked up a 50" plasma across from the toilet and set up surround sound in the bathroom. decided to keep it there, so lately i've been spending more time in the bathroom. Not sure if im going to take it out either, its nice having the music when in the shower.

PS, anyone who decides to try this, stay away from comedy shows, they tend to be funny at the worst times.
 
gallandof said:
kinda gross, but the other day i needed to take a bunch of laxatives before a colonoscopy (apparently i have bad internal hemorrhaging[sad face]) to keep my self busy I hooked up a 50" plasma across from the toilet and set up surround sound in the bathroom. decided to keep it there, so lately i've been spending more time in the bathroom. Not sure if im going to take it out either, its nice having the music when in the shower.

PS, anyone who decides to try this, stay away from comedy shows, they tend to be funny at the worst times.
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I lol'd



I just play on my 3vo while dropping a dizzeuce.
 
Depends on where I am. At work, I take whatever book I'm currently reading. At home I try to catch up on my favorite podcasts unless I haven't finished today's Sudoku.

I never thought about it before but it seems the only time you're not expected to be productive is when you're dropping the kids off at the pool. :confused:
 
ImaYam said:
LMFAO
ALso, to the people who complain saying 'you get it on your hands'. What the hell are you talking about??

step 1; Pull down seat
step 2; Pull down pants, grab phone.
step 3; have a seat on the porcelain throne and do your business.
step 4; PLace phone aside, flush.
Step 5; Wash hands, then take phone.

Feel free to print out the said guide and refer to it next time.
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:eek: Ewww.. no toilet paper? LOL That's just gross.
 
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