What do you do while pooping?

[cableguynoe]

This thread is like that little poop that I keep flushing... but it keeps coming back.
It just wont go away!

 

[n0ct3m]

This thread is like that little poop that I keep flushing... but it keeps coming back.
It just wont go away!

The little poop that could. Sounds like a winner for a childrens book.

 

[Texter]

I'm board at work hence this silly post.


Everytime I go to the bathroom I take my phone and catch up on some news reading... I also hear almost everyone else fiddling with their phones in the stalls...
So..
When on the pot, what do you do with your phone, if anything? Texting, angry birds, news... take pics? :>

Hasta lasagna, don't get any on ya!

 

[BabyBlues]

I just happened to come across this thread and want to thank all of you sick and twisted people for making my day a lot funnier. That being said......

I bring my phone with me and play angry birds OR take pics (cause some of my friends are into that kinda thing).

 

[BabyBlues]

my gf got pissed at me one day because I sent her a picture of, what was in my opinion, the most epic Shit ever. apparently women dont appreciate it as much as men do

Hey - do not go putting all women in that category. Some of us would have had an appreciation of your effort from thinking of us.

 

[NightAngel79]

<------ walks in, smells thread, leaves thread

 

[gallandof]

thank you baby blues for bringing this thread back, i forgot about all the greatness of it

 

[NightAngel79]

Sweat......

 

[Vihzel]

I can't believe that I posted in this thread before. lol Oh the shame!

 

[NYCHitman1]

Lately, I've been playing a lot of Plants vs Zombies. My poos typically don't last more than 3-5 mins so I don't get much game time in lol.

 

[gallandof]

ive recently got into "classifying" it. i found a joke site that lists different types of poop but in a comical way. i got some other friends into the site as well so ill randomly get a text saying something like "oops there goes the great cornholio"

 

[BabyBlues]

ive recently got into &quot;classifying&quot; it. i found a joke site that lists different types of poop but in a comical way. i got some other friends into the site as well so ill randomly get a text saying something like &quot;oops there goes the great cornholio&quot;

You need to share this site

 

[NightAngel79]

This thread stinks. All yous are banned

 

[dan330]

there you go.. stinking up the place with your new red powers.

 

[BabyBlues]

there you go.. stinking up the place with your new red powers.

Yeah - ya know - give a guy a little power and it goes right to his head. LOL

 

[Vihzel]

This thread stinks. All yous are banned

Says the guy who posted 18 times previously in this thread. I'd say that you definitely contributed to the stink.

 

[jwp1223]

I usually take me a nap while pooping.

 

[gallandof]

heres the list i use BTW

The Different Types Of Poop

 

[BabyBlues]

heres the list i use BTW

The Different Types Of Poop

Thanks - this is the type of thing we circulate at work and get at least 15 minutes of entertainment from

 

[NightAngel79]

Says the guy who posted 18 times previously in this thread. I'd say that you definitely contributed to the stink.

*glares at vihzel

 

[Steven58]

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CLOSE THIS THREAD AND CLEAN IT!!!!

(see what I did there?)

 

[NightAngel79]

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CLOSE THIS THREAD AND CLEAN IT!!!!

(see what I did there?)

Make sure you put the seat down when you finish, geesh.....

 

[ocnbrze]

i have read this book Whats Your Poo Telling You? with my kindle app on my evo while waiting to here what my poo is telling me.

 

[dan330]

Make sure you put the seat down when you finish, geesh.....

I knew you were a sit-down-pee kind of guy...

 

[NightAngel79]

I knew you were a sit-down-pee kind of guy...

Are you stalking me?