Good morning, everyone.
Chief, congratulations! I'm sure you will make a great guide and eventually an awesome Mod. You have a certain Stevish quality to you.
Ah, my fellow Nexlings. A new day awaits us. Do I expect anything to happen today? Anything at all?
No. I do not. My hopefulness meter is at a 4.5, and shall stay that way, I fear, until we get official word from the Verizon idiot machine. I have put in several texts to my sister and also to that store rep I was telling you guys about, and will post any responses. I just don't think either of them really know anything date-wise.
I dreamed last night my very first phone dream. Although the funny thing is, it wasn't a phone! It was a red little sports car, a convertible. It was summer and I was driving it all over the place. It was very fast, and everyone was looking at me like I was the most awesome guy in the world. I finally pulled into a parking lot and eased into a space. I threw it in first, pulled up the parking brake, and turned off the car. But when I let my foot off the clutch, the thing rolled forward! That was the only thing that was wrong with it. I finally got it stopped, got out, looked at the back of the car to see what kind it was, and it said "Rezound."
I shuddered.