Ninjak
Android Enthusiast
"Multiple Verizon Customers Found Murdered by Space Vampires"
"According to camera footage found near a blood-drained reporter, the leader of the 'Galaxy Neck Sucks' vampire clan was quoted as saying 'What? They were begging for us to come for months. We assumed they wanted the sweet taste of oblivion to offer themselves up to us as snacks like that. We could only ignore the clamors of 'Where's our Neck Sucks?' for so long. Would you mind turning your neck a little bit...?'"
"According to camera footage found near a blood-drained reporter, the leader of the 'Galaxy Neck Sucks' vampire clan was quoted as saying 'What? They were begging for us to come for months. We assumed they wanted the sweet taste of oblivion to offer themselves up to us as snacks like that. We could only ignore the clamors of 'Where's our Neck Sucks?' for so long. Would you mind turning your neck a little bit...?'"