OfTheDamned
The Friendly Undead
Congrats to those of you who have already ordered your Nexus and congrats to those of you who will be picking your's up in a few hours from now.
As the time draws near and people get ready to head out to finally get the phone I would just like to post a few things that people should not do while getting their Nexus tomorrow.
Please do NOT bite, kick, scratch, taunt, pepper spray, tase, taste, lick, pick a fight with, spank, invite to fight club, throw lard at, tell about fight club, harass, blackmail, extort, take hostage, bludgeon, trip, trick, confuse, play card games with, shave, throw red paint on, stab, sexually harass, protest, force to eat fire, disrobe in front of, follow home, mug, car jack, incapacitate, impersonate, use as a human shield, dress up as a farm animal, dress up as a pretty princess, dress as a former president, hold for ransom, push into traffic, punch, poke with a stick, throw spaghetti at, beat with asparagus, force to get you a shrubbery, force to drink shots, kidnap, try to date, give a puppy, listen to Justin Beiber, date O.J., Ninja, slip a roofie, arm wrestle, call in a bomb threat, talk to like Yoda, inform them that their mother was a hamster, watch Kevin Costner films with, sumo wrestle, ask why they are so serious, force to do the hokey pokey, hold at gun point, suggest that their father smelt of elderberries, make wear white pants after labor day, make do the truffle shuffle, friend on facebook, ask to follow them on twitter, suggest they follow you on twitter, taunt a second time, suggest they watch twilight, try to sell drugs, assault, tickle, ban, get the Google + information of, electronically marry over the internet, throw pies at, take to a strip club, higher an escort for, disembowel, behead, offer sexual favors, invite to Thanksgiving Dinner, add them to your circle, implicate in a crime, bribe, stalk, send a singing telegram to, set on fire, rick roll, wrap in bubble wrap, accuse of being a witch, wear a funny hat for, do a silly walk for, take to the zoo, watch an opera with, snorkel with, buy lingerie for, flash, toast with champagne, turn to the dark side, mail anthrax (the virus or the band), impersonate God to, hallucinate, duct tape to anything, dance like a monkey for, give Pokeman cards to, reincarnate, invite to Christmas dinner, use the force on, cast into purgatory, flambe, date the sister of, confess being a Nexaholic to, date the brother of, demand more cowbell from, challenge to a game of Miss Pac Man, report to a supervisor, use witch craft on, slap with a fish, make juggle porcupines, expect the Spanish Inquisition for, pelt with iPhones, torture, wear as an Edgar suit, sell into slavery, threaten with a lawsuit, force to pick up your dry cleaning, give a wet willy to, film and post on YouTube, tailgate, sign up for spam, sing to, stare at, sick a dog on, create a voodoo doll of, play the Jeopardy theme after asking a question, force to wear footy pajamas, imagine naked, throw a broke F5 key at, laugh at in an evil manner, quote Star Wars to, call a windsock, inform them that you are Inigo Montoya, tell them that they killed your father, attempt to disrobe, tell them that you are their father, lurk, give a Dutch oven to, put in your trunk, trick into a van using candy, impersonate the doctor of, cover in yogurt, feed after midnight, give a fake parking ticket to, use names of endearment on, repeat everything they say, troll, speak in tongues to, shoot rubber bands at, poke in the eye, urinate in the Cheerios of, cry in front of, give a chia-pet, try to play Marco Polo with, smuggle into Canada, smuggle into Mexico, leave in the desert, steal the macaroni and cheese of, feed to a tiger, throw an opossum at, switch their coke with pepsi, spam, give a wedgie to, crash the wedding of, super glue to a desk, poop on the floor, drain the blood of, stage dive on, dress as a baby, force to eat pine cones, put ants in the pants of, hypnotize, solderize, mesmerize, refrigerate, decapitate, vegetate, subjugate, play hungry hungry hippos with, take prosthetic limbs of, do anything seen on Jackass to, do anything see on Tosh.0 to, do anything seen on America' Funniest Home Videos to, tar and feather, feather and tar, cover in honey and throw to ants, taunt Happy Fun Ball, sell Mary Kay to or suggest they place anything on their person or around them into the bodily orifice of any Verizon employee or fellow customer while waiting in line or purchasing the Samsung Galaxy Nexus.
Beyond that, have fun today and I hope that everyone enjoys their Nexus.
To my fellow Mods I say, "Well done!" This has been an enormous thread and a challenge, but I think it went very well. To Steven and Early directly, it has been an honor to work this thread with you. I congratulate Steven once again and applaud everyone involved in buying him a Nexus. I can't think of anyone more deserving or any group of people that could possibly be nicer to do something like that.
It has been fun (most of the time
) and while I know many will miss this thread, there is a very large forum to enjoy. Thank you to everyone that participated and even those of you that just lurked. I'll see you all on the forums.
For now, my coffin is calling. Good NightNexaholics Nexus owners!
As the time draws near and people get ready to head out to finally get the phone I would just like to post a few things that people should not do while getting their Nexus tomorrow.
Please do NOT bite, kick, scratch, taunt, pepper spray, tase, taste, lick, pick a fight with, spank, invite to fight club, throw lard at, tell about fight club, harass, blackmail, extort, take hostage, bludgeon, trip, trick, confuse, play card games with, shave, throw red paint on, stab, sexually harass, protest, force to eat fire, disrobe in front of, follow home, mug, car jack, incapacitate, impersonate, use as a human shield, dress up as a farm animal, dress up as a pretty princess, dress as a former president, hold for ransom, push into traffic, punch, poke with a stick, throw spaghetti at, beat with asparagus, force to get you a shrubbery, force to drink shots, kidnap, try to date, give a puppy, listen to Justin Beiber, date O.J., Ninja, slip a roofie, arm wrestle, call in a bomb threat, talk to like Yoda, inform them that their mother was a hamster, watch Kevin Costner films with, sumo wrestle, ask why they are so serious, force to do the hokey pokey, hold at gun point, suggest that their father smelt of elderberries, make wear white pants after labor day, make do the truffle shuffle, friend on facebook, ask to follow them on twitter, suggest they follow you on twitter, taunt a second time, suggest they watch twilight, try to sell drugs, assault, tickle, ban, get the Google + information of, electronically marry over the internet, throw pies at, take to a strip club, higher an escort for, disembowel, behead, offer sexual favors, invite to Thanksgiving Dinner, add them to your circle, implicate in a crime, bribe, stalk, send a singing telegram to, set on fire, rick roll, wrap in bubble wrap, accuse of being a witch, wear a funny hat for, do a silly walk for, take to the zoo, watch an opera with, snorkel with, buy lingerie for, flash, toast with champagne, turn to the dark side, mail anthrax (the virus or the band), impersonate God to, hallucinate, duct tape to anything, dance like a monkey for, give Pokeman cards to, reincarnate, invite to Christmas dinner, use the force on, cast into purgatory, flambe, date the sister of, confess being a Nexaholic to, date the brother of, demand more cowbell from, challenge to a game of Miss Pac Man, report to a supervisor, use witch craft on, slap with a fish, make juggle porcupines, expect the Spanish Inquisition for, pelt with iPhones, torture, wear as an Edgar suit, sell into slavery, threaten with a lawsuit, force to pick up your dry cleaning, give a wet willy to, film and post on YouTube, tailgate, sign up for spam, sing to, stare at, sick a dog on, create a voodoo doll of, play the Jeopardy theme after asking a question, force to wear footy pajamas, imagine naked, throw a broke F5 key at, laugh at in an evil manner, quote Star Wars to, call a windsock, inform them that you are Inigo Montoya, tell them that they killed your father, attempt to disrobe, tell them that you are their father, lurk, give a Dutch oven to, put in your trunk, trick into a van using candy, impersonate the doctor of, cover in yogurt, feed after midnight, give a fake parking ticket to, use names of endearment on, repeat everything they say, troll, speak in tongues to, shoot rubber bands at, poke in the eye, urinate in the Cheerios of, cry in front of, give a chia-pet, try to play Marco Polo with, smuggle into Canada, smuggle into Mexico, leave in the desert, steal the macaroni and cheese of, feed to a tiger, throw an opossum at, switch their coke with pepsi, spam, give a wedgie to, crash the wedding of, super glue to a desk, poop on the floor, drain the blood of, stage dive on, dress as a baby, force to eat pine cones, put ants in the pants of, hypnotize, solderize, mesmerize, refrigerate, decapitate, vegetate, subjugate, play hungry hungry hippos with, take prosthetic limbs of, do anything seen on Jackass to, do anything see on Tosh.0 to, do anything seen on America' Funniest Home Videos to, tar and feather, feather and tar, cover in honey and throw to ants, taunt Happy Fun Ball, sell Mary Kay to or suggest they place anything on their person or around them into the bodily orifice of any Verizon employee or fellow customer while waiting in line or purchasing the Samsung Galaxy Nexus.
Beyond that, have fun today and I hope that everyone enjoys their Nexus.
To my fellow Mods I say, "Well done!" This has been an enormous thread and a challenge, but I think it went very well. To Steven and Early directly, it has been an honor to work this thread with you. I congratulate Steven once again and applaud everyone involved in buying him a Nexus. I can't think of anyone more deserving or any group of people that could possibly be nicer to do something like that.
It has been fun (most of the time
) and while I know many will miss this thread, there is a very large forum to enjoy. Thank you to everyone that participated and even those of you that just lurked. I'll see you all on the forums.For now, my coffin is calling. Good Night
