Two weeks ago:
Dear person at work, your requirements are really, really wrong. Please look at them and update/remove the bit that's not right. I'm going on vacation soon and my testing is complete (based on what it should be doing!) so I'd like to finish this up before I go. (and let's not even think about why the coder never noticed this or simply ignored the whole thing, we just won't go there)
Later that week (with cc's to everyone under the sun):
Dear person at work, hello?!?!!
Friday before vacation (with more cc's):
Dear person at work, anyone home? Hello!!??! Can you friggin' look at this?
This morning, after my week off:
Dear person at work, I see you still haven't looked at this. Get the fargin' requirements updated so I can move it along on time, it's getting close now.
A few minutes ago:
Dear Clemmy, you're right and it needs to be updated. Dear other person at work, can you please update the requirements so Clemmy can finish up?
Ummm. It would have been nice to forward/cc/include the other person who is actually going to do the updating! OMG, you never forwarded it to him!!
A minute ago, in an instant message:
Dear person at work, can you please get your head out of your @$$ and include the other person? OMG
I sometimes don't like the people I work with. UGH and OMG!