Black Friday and Cyber Monday
My wife use to loose her mind on black Friday and cyber Monday. I remember one black Friday she sent me and other family members to stand In line .
One cyber Monday at midnight she had command post set up with multiple computers, laptops, tablets and phones. She even commander my phone and then consider having me run out to get a prepaid phone so it could free up her phone for shopping and she could use the prepaid for web suffering and talking.
I said no
What was worse is for weeks afterwards it was a steady stream of packages. She would open one and be all ex
cited, open the next one be staring at it and then glaring at me 
wanting to know why I order what whatever and I would be like I didn't order anything (how could I you had control of all devices and then she would be like oh yeah it was some kind of flash special limited time sale

Then I would be like what's it for??
The wife would look at me and go I have no idea

Me
One cyber Monday at midnight she had command post set up with multiple computers, laptops, tablets and phones. She even commander my phone and then consider having me run out to get a prepaid phone so it could free up her phone for shopping and she could use the prepaid for web suffering and talking.
I said no
What was worse is for weeks afterwards it was a steady stream of packages. She would open one and be all ex
cited, open the next one be staring at it and then glaring at me 
wanting to know why I order what whatever and I would be like I didn't order anything (how could I you had control of all devices and then she would be like oh yeah it was some kind of flash special limited time sale

Then I would be like what's it for??
The wife would look at me and go I have no idea


Me
